As my third act as CEO, I will contradict my stated motivation of protecting free speech by charging people, exposing once and for all that sheer pettiness and impulsivity motivated me to blow $44 billion and I'm desperately trying to salvage this mistake.

Flat Earther, Anti Vaxxer, Anti Semitic. He’s a renaissance man.

Already happened. This is the douche that couldnt handle people tracking his jet. He’s just as big a grifter as Trump and as soon as the auto-giants really finish Tesla and the markets wise up to his bullshit, Musk will fade into obsolescence along with the other “cool” grandpas...

Man... Newsmax is cutting ties with you because you’re too extreme, and yet you used to be an award winning correspondent on 60 Minutes? Time for some therapy. The oddball thing is that I’m pretty sure she’s not even American, having been born in South Africa (which could explain the above average racism) why everyone…

Don’t forget Necco wafers, aka chalk disks.

I used to feel sorry for her. It seems like she was pretty fucked up after the mass sexual assault in Egypt followed by imploding her mainstream journalism career with the Benghazi stuff.

Okay, I’m with you on this one (and I will see you that godawful ribbon candy that used to live in grandma’s house in a bowl on the table!)

Man, what a shitty heaven. Sounds like my HOA.

Agreed. I must say I take bitter amusement that the GOP-ers who keep screaming that “the facts don’t care about your feelings” when disagreeing with... well, anyone... seem to uphold the diametric opposite standard for themselves: “my feelings don’t care about your facts!”

They don’t care that you know. The fact is, the game is rigged in their favor in enough different places that they’ve now realized that they can drop the act. And it’s always been an act.

Let’s cut the bullshit.

Longtime weirdo leaves politics to go be a weirdo full time.

I think many Americans (at least the GOP) are now fully immune to hypocrites whenever it fits their agenda. They truly just won’t care about this.

So for those of you asking yourself about the origin of the whole “all black people are Jewish” trope, this comes from the Black Hebrew Israelite conspiracy camp which goes something like: All “white” Jews are fake Jews and the only real Jews are the the Black Hebrew Israelites.

Keeping up with all of the iterations…

No, Kanye, self-hating _________ exist.

Regardless of whether or not Kanye knows it’s “DEFcon” or “Death con,” his phrasing is infinitely more dangerous to Jewish people than the original phrasing. 

But if all the cartoons are gay, how will they make new cartoons?!

So she's cooco for cocopuffs. Not to say he's a picture of mental stability either. But holistic healers? That superstitious shit always strikes me as crazy (as does the Catholic insistent on getting annulments).

I have a colleague who found DeSantis’s media stunt of flying 40 migrants to Martha’s Vineyard hilarious.