Sadly it works too well. My religious nut mom’s response to my statement of “thinking about future surgery” was simply:

“Will mutilating yourself bring happiness?”

Yay ill informed and willfully ignorant sheeple.

As always , fuck the NFL and anyone that supports it.

“Tweets pointed out Kravitz’s past romantic relationship Ezra Miller, who has been accused of sexual abuse.”

Yeah, no dragons either, so better leave those out. Pretty sure the army of the dead was from a different era of British history as well.

Even worse: several news outlets (CNN, WP) are reporting that Trump had Top Secret or higher level nuclear weapons documents squirreled away at Mar-a-Lago, and that the FBI went in to find and retrieve them.

In Walker’s case, the vetting process consisted of “Well, he was really good at football for UGA - go Dawgs!” plus Trump’s endorsement of him.

“I’ve been a rapist longer than you’ve been alive.  How dare you question me?”

“I’m here for the Philly organization, and who cares what happened 50 years ago.”

Wow, a racist small town police force in Alabama...

They won’t overrule, because then the NFLPA would sue and this remains unresolved and in the headlines for another year-plus. They’ll say “we would have gone (insert # of games here) but will respect the judge’s decision“ and move on.

At least all other NFL players now know that they will not be fined and will only be forfeiting a single quarter of a single game for every sexual assault/sexual harassment allegation they receive. Duh fuck!?

Colin Kaepernick’s career was ended for standing up for black lives.  Watson gets six games for a crime wave against women.   

“Pastor” is starting to sound a whole lot more like “grifter” these days.

That’s the really maddening thing. I might respect them a little if they were taking the fight to their own, if they were really reading men the riot act. “How dare you leave your wife just because things are hard? How dare you break your marriage vows just because you think you could be with someone younger or…

Don’t forget Newt divorcing his WIFE WHO HAD CANCER in order to marry Perky Boobs #2. It’s the party of family values, all right.

“I turned him in, but the media called me ‘the bling, bling bishop.’ They had my Rolls-Royce car all over everywhere and I feel that that played a part in this,” said Whitehead. “I think all pastors should be able to get permits for pistols.”

“It’s my prerogative to take as much money from my congregation as they’re willing to give and lavishly spend it on myself even as my community struggles to supply their families adequate housing and food. If they want money, they should go start their own churches.”

Nothing is sacred anymore, but I’m not sure I’d want to attend a church with my pastor rocking over a mill in gold on his person during the sermon.  Kinda weird.

Matthew 19:24 “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.”

Funny how many of the most conservative states have the highest divorce rates. It’s almost like the things they believe don’t actually gel with reality or something.