I bought a Toyota Tacoma cheapo version in about 2002. I think I paid $12,000 new off the lot. I overloaded it and abused it in every way possible. The truck never failed to start and had about a zillion miles on it when sold. Why did I sell it? The bench seat in that truck could only be described as purgatorial. The…

about 14,000 guns are stolen in Georgia every year

I am curious about the actual bandwidth of the entire constellation of satellites is? I mean, once you get those little guys up in the sky, there is almost no cost to add new subscribers... unless you don’t have the bandwidth to handle the new volume.

“Hey, I need that money to maintain my very expensive boat. Also, I am bankrupt.”

Sovereign Citizens: The “you’re not the boss of me” of legal theories. Didn’t work in second grade, still don’t work.

Either A) They were kidnapped by aliens who were down for some probing, B) They made up some shit for low-rent fame, or C) They had an old car that leaked carbon monoxide into the passenger compartment, and they experienced some weird illusions. I would bet a chunk of money on “C”, especially since there was an airing…

How about when we mean “take your rights of bodily autonomy away and force women to give birth” we say “free pizza.” Just a little rebrand.

Hey FAA,

Do you want a zombie apocalypse??! Cuz this is for sure how you end up in a zombie apocalypse.

Ha ha ha. Yeah, my dad too bought an early 1970's Chevy Vega. After a year or so we were adding about a quart of oil a week and the exhaust coming out the tailpipe were thick and blue. What a piece of trash. Not sure why the geniuses as GM didn’t think to put a real valve liner in there, but hey, hindsight and all.

Jesus Harley Christ. Why don’t they just refer to the fetus as a “yet-to-be-retired, potential senior citizen in just about 70 years or so.” Makes about as much sense.

Article doesn’t say he is the only black defendant. Article says that the only defendant that is still in jail is black.

Article doesn’t say he is the only black defendant. Article says that the only defendant that is still in jail is black.

Not sure if this will change your mind, but if you are still evaluating facts...

Also add to his list of “qualities”, he is a 9/11 truther. So rich, narcissist, idiot who thinks he is smart, denier of nuance, and of course paranoid conspiracist.

Two things can be true:

So, he had real shackles put on and it took a few minutes for them to find a working key? All the while surrounded by no one who intends any harm to him??!?

This can’t be right. He starred in a documentary about his life, and he was all about staying in Walmart parking lots while driving his RV cross-country with his fellow blue-collar Americans.

Magnets on your fuel line to line up the gasoline molecules so they burn more efficiently because quantum mumbo-jumbo. Doesn’t really hurt anything, except your wallet, and maybe your pride when your smart friend explains to you what an idiot you are.

Orcas regularly attack small baby gray whales by nipping at their fins and ramming them. I wonder if 30 ft sail boats are like sparring dummies for orcas? When I was a kid I had a balloon dummy with a sand bag at the bottom.