I am trying to think of the last time a celebrity went from “seems nice and cool” to “holy crap, what a nasty psycho” this quickly. Maybe Ellen? Michael Richards (Kramer)? Do you all remember any other public image downfalls like this?

Republican Senators during Trump’s final impeachment trial: He is already out of office. If he did commit crimes, then that is a matter for the legal system. He is now a private citizen; therefore, I am voting to acquit.

Pence outside the courthouse: “I can not be forced to give evidence due to executive privilege.”

Help me fight this fake indictment!! Send money to me at <some Trump web site> and I will keep the drug dealers, rapists and communists from your door!!! Send as much money as you can afford!!!! Or else they will take your country away!!!!!

File this thought in the category of “I can’t prove it but I’m pretty sure...”

Aaah. I remember my first job. I learned how to operate and maintain a deep fat fryer at a burger joint. Then I was forced to work for no pay for the rest of my life and my children were subsequently forced to work for free as were all their offspring. Aah yes, the glorious benefits of that fryer training. I look…

Step 6) Watch out for Orcas.... the assholes of the sea.

Mike Lindell (the My Pillow guy) is two things: 1) former crack addict and 2) current paranoid political wingnut who believes all the crazy shit about, well, every crazy conservative thing. (Venezuela stole the election for Biden, Trump is God’s chosen leader, etc.)

Well, Rosa Parks took her stand in order to promote equality for people of color. George Santos is.... um, er, indicted for wire fraud, money laundering, financial crimes, for the minority group of, um, er... pathological liars? Fake volleyball players?? Non-Jewish people who are sort of Jew-ish??!?

1. She complains that some black guy stole her air pods.

• If someone is walking away from you, and you go towards them fast enough to tap/grab them, then you must be walking more quickly than them... which is to say she must have been coming at Wemby from behind pretty quickly.

I’ll go out on a limb and say that maybe sending your children into the care of a man with a history of mental illness and erratic behavior is maybe not the best idea??!?

Two things I learned today:

Graham (after the 2020 election) said two things: 1) If there really is rampant election fraud, show me ten proven examples and I’ll join your protests, otherwise the winner should be inaugurated according to The US Constitution; and 2) the people who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6th are criminals and they should be…

I am waiting for the SC to ban legacy admissions because they are an obvious violation of merit-based admissions and a backdoor method to insure racial disparities into the future. I mean, as long as they are all about fairness and earned merit and all. I’ll start holding my breath now... /s

In some sense, bigotry is a mental illness: in appropriate generalizations, paranoid ideation, etc. On the other hand, David Duke was never in a mental hospital and ran for US President.

If I offer you a joy ride in my boat, then very few rules/laws apply. If I CHARGE you for a ride in my boat, then all sorts of laws come into play regarding registrations, safety, emergency equipment, inspections, etc.

I honestly have no issue with people offering free ultrasounds and pregnancy counseling.... but just be fucking honest. How about “Pro-Life Pregnancy Center?” Tell people what your real agenda is before they walk in the door. I seriously have no idea how these “virtuous Christians” can look at themselves in the mirror…

I am now declaring my candidacy for President. <there, that should keep my FB, gram, and twitter accounts online.>

Elon Musk is 51 years old, and most sources say he is about six feet tall, with a weight reported between 180-200 pounds.