Oh hell, not this fucking guy again.

So, their doctor told them that the baby needed medical care and that he was required to report the situation to CPS if they denied their newborn that care, and they ignored that doctor and took the advice of their midwife instead. Their pediatrician has cared for their other two kids, so the doc is not an untrusted…

French culture seems to be pretty chill with extramarital affairs, which seems cool.

His divorce NDA should have included a clause that prohibits diclosing the bonkers terms of the NDA.... or maybe that would have to be in a second NDA, so as not to create a legal vortex that would suck in the whole universe.

I hate fascism. That’s why I have a signed copy of Mein Kampf.

Translation: My son fucks around, but he is not gay. Therefore, I am pretty chill with fornicating, but still hate on the gay stuff.

As a candidate, I hate to cave in to political pressure, but in this case: monthly nard kicks it will be!!!

Please elect me as judge to oversee this trial. I have only one campaign promise: When Trump is convicted, each of the CP5 get to kick him once —as hard as they like— directly in the nards.

Campaign finance fraud is a nice appetizer. I’m waiting for the main course of treasonous insurrection with official secrets act violations for dessert.

A-fucking-men.

We are the party of individual freedoms and personal liberty... unless you are a woman, then fuck you, you walking incubator, and why did we give you the right to vote anyway?

Ugh, just watched the Netflix doc on the missing MH370 flight. What garbage. At one point they talk about the loonies that blame aliens for making it disappear, then go one to spend 2/3 of the series promoting theories that involve hundreds of people covering up some conspiracy with little or no motive.

Sure, but if you were an NFL GM, would you pay more for A) a player who is a free agent, sign him, pay him, keep your draft picks... or B) one who will require you to give up two first round picks when you sign them?? Of course option A is a better choice, and allows you to pay more money to the player.

When I saw the title for this article, I was expecting that Kanye had read something where the earth is flat and Jewish people were working to uncover the great lie that is “the spherical globe conspiracy.”

Whoever in the NFLPA thought that the franchise tag system was going to be fine for players was dead wrong.

I don’t know who to believe: This (recently deceased) lady who said that God wants me to be thin, or Joel Osteen who says that God wants me to be rich. Does God want me to be thin AND rich!!?!

The only guarantee in this case: whoever loses will approach the bench and ask to talk to the judge’s manager.

This whole thing seems bonkers to me. It’s like suing the celebrity in the Subway commercial because your foot-long sub is only ten inches.

Good for him. Has some issues, takes some time off from work and gets some help to get right.

I saw “Saving Private Ryan” and “Life Is Beautiful” in the theater before the Oscars. I left the theater both times just wrecked from the emotional impact of both films. Then “Shakespeare In Love” beat them both for best picture, so I was pretty excited to see a movie better than those two.