We are the party of individual freedoms and personal liberty... unless you are a woman, then fuck you, you walking incubator, and why did we give you the right to vote anyway?

Ugh, just watched the Netflix doc on the missing MH370 flight. What garbage. At one point they talk about the loonies that blame aliens for making it disappear, then go one to spend 2/3 of the series promoting theories that involve hundreds of people covering up some conspiracy with little or no motive.

Sure, but if you were an NFL GM, would you pay more for A) a player who is a free agent, sign him, pay him, keep your draft picks... or B) one who will require you to give up two first round picks when you sign them?? Of course option A is a better choice, and allows you to pay more money to the player.

When I saw the title for this article, I was expecting that Kanye had read something where the earth is flat and Jewish people were working to uncover the great lie that is “the spherical globe conspiracy.”

Whoever in the NFLPA thought that the franchise tag system was going to be fine for players was dead wrong.

I don’t know who to believe: This (recently deceased) lady who said that God wants me to be thin, or Joel Osteen who says that God wants me to be rich. Does God want me to be thin AND rich!!?!

The only guarantee in this case: whoever loses will approach the bench and ask to talk to the judge’s manager.

This whole thing seems bonkers to me. It’s like suing the celebrity in the Subway commercial because your foot-long sub is only ten inches.

Good for him. Has some issues, takes some time off from work and gets some help to get right.

I saw “Saving Private Ryan” and “Life Is Beautiful” in the theater before the Oscars. I left the theater both times just wrecked from the emotional impact of both films. Then “Shakespeare In Love” beat them both for best picture, so I was pretty excited to see a movie better than those two.

I didn’t think he was pandering.... I thought: 1) wasn’t really that funny or new. 2) Some guy with two daughters (one in college) talking about how he likes to date “young p***y” is just fucking gross.

I used to coach youth team sports. I used to give a similar talk at times, except the metaphor I used was a team playing tug-of-war but not everyone is pulling in the same direction. (Creates a pretty clear mental image, right?)

And yet I just know that this instance of girls being able to compete with and beat boys is going to somehow be turned into an anti-trans argument in the conservative media. Wait for it.... you know it’s coming, right?

I’m going to take some time away to get help and work on learning better methods of dealing with stress and my overall well-being.

Those poor, poor old white men. When they think of two guys kissing (or more!), it really makes them feel uncomfortable. So, I think that an entire group of people should give up their legal rights so that these lawmakers might feel icky a little less often.

NEWS ALERT!!!

Clearly the work of The Predator. Predator tech has no love for those xenomorph aliens.

The “best” part of the tirade was his conclusion that he will no longer be helping black Americans. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Well, I watched the rant.... and for sure the best part is when he says that he is done “helping out black people” because there is no benefit to it (you know, because black people hate white people... and of course he is not projecting).

How to be a shitty person: