Things that haven’t hurt Dr. Oz are:

Unfortunately, probably the least qualified person to make a decision on whether they have been concussed, is someone who was just concussed. Which is to say, Tua should never have gotten back on the field last Sunday, and likely should have been held out from playing for 10 days or more. So all these “he is an adult…

Trump said the model, whose mother is Black and father is white, got her looks from mom and her intelligence “from her dad, the white side,”

Dear Shitheads who passed these laws.

Well, I guess the good news is that now people other than straight white men now think that they should take on jobs that they are in no way qualified to do. Writing laws without any background in law.... check. Voting on policy without any background in governance or public policy... check. Supporting (and being…

I came across an old book of nursery rhymes, and I can assure you that in that book along with Mary and her diminutive lamb was the original “Eeny meeny,” and no tigers were involved, but there was a hugely offensive picture of a black child being restrained by his big toe. I almost shit myself.

It would do this country a world of good if Favre were convicted for fraud. He could share a cell with his buddies POTUS45 and the former governor of MS.

Walk the plank!! Walk the plank!

Oh, this fucking guy. To tie him to the other scandal in Mississippi, the former governor diverted $77 million from the state welfare fund into BS projects, and rich-guy pockets.

“We have to balance things with curriculums that allow for self-confidence,” said Kanye. “Because so many of the schools and modern indoctrinations take away from the confidence that these future leaders would have in themselves.”

This guy is a real piece of work. Campaigned in the primary with non-stop election-denial, “Trump got robbed” rhetoric, then he won the Republican primary and THE NEXT WEEK came out with a statement to the effect of “after conducting months of research, I have concluded that there was no significant voter fraud and…

You know, if this worksheet was being used in first grade, then they have a point. Six-year-olds don’t even have the vocabulary to understand the concept....

Well, if she hadn’t been able to get an abortion based on a law she supported, and then subsequently died from complications in child-birth, I assume her death certificate would list cause of death as “cosmic irony” with contributing factors as “lack of foresight, lack of empathy, and tribal group-think”.

FWIW, the sexual, verbal tormenting happened after Mussolini, Jr. was sworn in. Correlation? Dunno. But you are right, he certainly gave the country’s worst assholes permission to loudly vocalize their worst thoughts.

We are the party of liberty and personal accountability.... unless you are a child or a woman, then we really need to know everything that is going on with your wee-wee and hoo-hoo. Oh, and Jesus wrote the constitution, and maybe slavery was a good thing.

I don’t get it. The woman had a job of:

In related news, the recent review of organisms that live in the ocean has yielded “fish” and “plankton”. Huh. Who could have seen that coming??!

To the thousands of “patriots” who are sure that the 2020 election was stolen, I summarize the following facts, and ask the following question:

Dr. Oz makes a great point. Sex with a cousin is no big deal. You could even marry your cousin, and that would be fine too. I 100% think that cousin-marrying is fine and late-night talk show hosts should definitely not bring up the matter, especially if you later divorce your cousin-wife. I mean really... a for-real…

Tiafoe has had a super strong game for a while now. He is a joy to watch. Until now, his only weakness has been consistently playing to his abilities. It is great to see him pull it all together, and taking down Rafa to make the quarters is awesome.