“You know what the problem with <insert ethnic group label here> is?” ....is a rhetorical question that never goes anywhere good when the speaker answers their own question.

What all this really means: “You opposed our previous candidate that was an anti-choice, partisan hack with a history of alcohol abuse and sexual assault, so we are going to oppose your completely qualified and excellent candidate out of partisan spite.”

I saw George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars (I think that was their name at the time) at Woodstock-99. At a festival where most of the bands sounded like ass, and the whole event devolved into a total shit-show pretty quickly, Clinton and his band were for sure the highlight for me. It was a fun set with great…

So, here is an odd detail.....

Hmmm. If only Jada Pinkett were a grown woman who is capable of defending herself and making her own choices about how to do so..... Oh, wait, she is.

Don’t worry, Kyrie will be back to play like a boss, until the playoffs when he will play like crap amid rumors of some possible lingering injury. It’s kind of his brand. Add the anti-vax nonsense, and he is the NBA’s answer to Aaron Rodgers, but with less lying to the press about his vaccine status.

Sure, she was top of her class, has a distinguished career, and an even temperament, but —and I think this is critical— does she like beer and coach softball. Cuz I hear those are the next-level judging skills.

What they could/should do: reply to invite the letter writers to a meeting where they could dialogue on what the royal family could do to improve British-Jamaican relations and improve the lives of the Jamaican people.

Lindsey Graham: So, what faith are you anyway?

Not news: Ted Cru is a whiny, entitled POS.

I am trying to imagine a circumstance where my favorite team would pursue and acquire a serial sexual predator as the face of the franchise and I would be cool with it because we might win the big one. I got nothing.

Well, if Ben Roethlisberger can get away with rape twice (at least), then this seems fair..... unless of course you have some crazy notion that women are people deserving fairness too.... but that idea seems pretty crazy, right?!?

How the hell do you make a list like this and not include Samuel L. Jackson?!?!

Residents of Guam and American Samoa are second-class citizens, or maybe second-class half-citizens.

I suspect that based on your comment that you ??maybe?? think that it is not normal behavior for 15-year-old girls to decide to take cardiac medications that are on the WADA banned substances list. Um, yeah.

I hope he goes to the podium and screams “I’ve had enough of getting these mother-fucking awards at these mother-fucking ceremonies!!” ... and then walks off.

A recipe: Take 1) one of the most talented, quick hands hitters of all time and 2) add ALL the steroids; and you will get A) a freakish talent that hits homers so often that he skews normal game strategy and B) a melon-headed steroid user that is so obviously using it is a running joke, and C) a quandary about whether…

Not all Trump supporters are racists violent cultists, but all racists violent cultists are Trump supporters.

Oh please, do share the wonderful political insights of a man whose primary qualifications seem to be: steroids, hitting stuff, and marijuana by the bucketful.

Reporter: Hey Aaron, why didn’t you audible to the blitz pickup?