OK, but just to cover all the bases, “moving in on them like a boss and grabbing them by the pussy” is still cool right? I mean, the guy got elected with a majority of white women voting for him, so I guess the pussy grab is OK, as long as you are rich??!? 

Well, he definitely scores a 10 out of 10 on the creepy dude scale. He basically stared at his aide and said “hypothetically speaking, I would totally fuck you.” Obviously a paraphrase, but WTF creepy governor dude!?!

Piece of shit from Texas? No, that would be Lance Armstrong. Cheated for years; coerced his teammates into cheating too; when accused he sued people into poverty (seriously, bankrupted his former best friend with legal fees) and then hid behind his foundation “I help kids with cancer so I would never cheat.”

Fair enough. My intent was to crap all over the current state of the sport, but in doing so I crapped on her win. I’ll own it. 

I get it... you are trying to set some kind of world record in tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. Nice effort. Now, just look over the points I outlined, do ten minutes of research on which ones you think are untrue and then make a second comment with the facts of your research. If something I have said is in error, I want to…

Congratulations to her. She broke one of track’s “unbreakable” records.

I think her main complaint is that black women make the potato salad too flavorful. In her world potato salad should have no more taste than wallpaper paste or Elmer’s white glue.

I think the definition of sociopath is: someone who would encourage his followers to decline a vaccine that would likely save several thousand their lives in order to possibly score some tentative political points..... maybe. In all likelihood, his anti-vax bullshit won’t help him at all in the long term, but he is…

ScarJo would wrap her legs around their neck and flip them to the floor.

This is excellent legal and astrophysical analysis.

One police department made the legal argument that refusing permission to search a vehicle was “suspicious”, therefore created probable cause to search a vehicle. i.e. yes = yes, search my car & no = now you have grounds to search my car.

“Why don’t women want to have sex with me??!?!”

I finally figured it out.... The CDC funded gain of function research so that they could create a global pandemic which will create a diversion while they remove Dr. Seuss books, add Critical Race Theory to public school curriculums, and eventually confiscate everyone’s guns. This is a joint coordinated effort by…

Add to the 50 points and 14 rebounds.... 5 highlight-reel worthy blocks.

People who make death threats are worse than people who express non-violent dumb opinions. Threatening to kill Trump voters is worse than voting for Trump (in my opinion, anyway).

Repub: Critical Race Theory teaches that all white people are evil oppressors and all black people are noble victims of that oppression, therefore I hate Critical Race Theory.

Well, um, my nieces and nephews who grew up in rural Virginia in the 2000's were taught about the 1861 War of Northern Aggression. I believe that is what is known as “reframing history.” Also, known as lying.

Sorry guys, I would love to save 39 million Americans from an dysfunctional state government, but I need to shack up with some other has-beens and be a bitchy gossip for a few months. Best.

“America was founded when Jesus blessed the new land and all the people came together in a spirit of peace and equality. Everyone could vote, and newcomers were welcomed with open arms. Everything was great and Jesus smiled. Anyone who says differently is a whiner, a communist, or a terrorist who hates America and…

I hadn’t put that together... I was thinking bad breakup with wife + alcohol. What you suggest makes a lot of sense. Reminds me of Junior Seau: universally loved, and generally a chill, ukulele-playing dude. Then, the CTE led to suicide. Ted Johnson was similarly in a bad place and almost ended it, but was able to get…