Cotton’s press team got pretty snippy when reached for comment, telling Salon that the senator “is more of a Ranger than a Salon reporter like you will ever be.” OK, but more is still none?? I...

Don’t need to. Babies are keto!

Well, the narrative of “Kyle is not a racist, he is just a youth who thought he could protect private property because he loves law and order so much” seems to have died a timely death.

The only form of flattery greater than imitation is plagiarism. :-)

What the fuck kind of job were you interviewing for? Human dinner table centerpiece?!?

Well, if we learned anything from the KKK, the Unabomber, Charles Manson, Ruby Ridge, Waco, the Oklahoma City Bombing, the deaths and violence in Charlottesville, the storming of the US Capitol, the attempted kidnapping of the Michigan Governor, and the hundreds of militias that organize on the dark web and are armed…

I may be mistaken, but I think you are living in a Coen brothers movie. If you look around and see Frances McDormand or Steve Buscemi, then I am right.

You had me at “make her run her dog’s urine to the vet”. Yikes.

I sort of miss those early corona press conferences. A few people would get up there and say smart, helpful stuff, and then Trump would get jealous of the attention and get up there and spouting nonsense. “Sure, take this unproven drug that has dangerous side-effects, what do you have to lose? Oh me, well I’m not…

Wow, hat-sniffing. The perfect intersection of WTAF and ewwwww.

Thank You to Barf Bag. Ironically, your voice of sanity kept me from rage puking for the last several years.

A recent selfie.....

Hey Q-Anon Losers,

Hey, slavery wasn’t that bad. Like, the slaves had 100% employment. And some of them weren’t even beaten that much. And the three-fifths compromise... you know it could have been the two-fifths compromise, or the one-fifths compromise. Those would have been way worse. So, all things considered, American history is…

“You are amazing people,” President Trump said before a largely maskless crowd

I think it would be a great way to unify our democracy if the GOP admitted that:

As a guy, I can honestly say that I have never understood the “I’ll send her a picture of my junk” as a thing. How do they think that will play out?

Oh, yeah. 100%. Of the 10,000 or so meatheads at that rally, I would assume that a handful were Russian operatives.... probably not born in Russia, but in it for a buck. They would be happy to just to stir up division in the country, but if chaos broke out, they would be happy to go in with the crowd, scoop up any…

What LG says out loud about not impeaching DJT: Because it will sow division, partisan tit-for-tat behavior, time to reconcile, bygones be water under the bridge, blah, blah, blah.

Who Matt Gaetz, Tucker Carlson and the rest of the idjits say was infiltrating the MAGA coup-riot crowd: Antifa.