It must be so confusing to be a Trump supporter..... Is COVID19 no big deal, and wearing masks is for losers and whiners, or do we all need to line up and get the vaccine which DJT so valiantly delivered before the election? Do I believe that he has only the highest respect for soldiers or veterans, or that John…

One of the greatest songs of all time.....

Pretty sure she was going to start a preschool for gorilla babies.... so they can get a head start on learning how to eat leaves, migrate and sleep.

Well, I noticed that the gun says zombie hunter. What if the principal is a zombie? Or his class mates are zombies. It’s all fun and games until some zombies get killed, then everyone is up in arms because no one took steps to save the zombies.

Just want to add a shout out to Barbara Jordan, Congressperson from Texas, one of my personal heroes.

If keep tweeting out facts like that, you will not be funded!

Well, I fully intend to hold my nose and vote for Biden. On the other hand, if he were to bring Anita Hill into his administration as head of the EEOC or something (Supreme Court Nominee??), then my respect for Biden would go up about 1000%.

Harkening back to Trump’s comment about how he could shoot someone on fifth avenue and not lose support, is there anything that could be in this book that would erode his support among the MAGA-hat, boat parade crowd? Things we know:

I am a little confused, and in the very uncomfortable position of siding with an ignorant bigot.....

I am not saying that for sure “salon-gate” was a setup, but I can’t help but notice that the salon owner taped the visit, released the tape, and was on Tucker Carlson all in the same news cycle. 

Do you remember that YouTube video a few years back where the kid in the back seat was coming home from the dentist kinda stoned on nitrous, and real woozy he says “Is this real life?”

“I think that shooting and killing a fellow human being is kind of like missing a putt.”

President of The United States recommends voter fraud as his felony of choice for his supporters.

Oh, you are for sure going to hell for that comment. (Please save me a seat closest to the pit of burning sulfur.)

Not having a boner is not a life threatening condition, nor is going bald. Therefore I ask —no DEMAND— that the FDA ban immediately Viagra, Propecia, and all other boner and baldness medications.

I’m pretty. Boys think I’m pretty. Lots of boys. Even powerful Korean boys like Kim Jung Un. He was totally hitting on me. I am so pretty.

Not sure what year you had your scope, but the prep has gotten a lot less, um.... shall we say “volcanic” in the last few years. Sure, you’ll shit out a volume equivalent to the Mississippi River, but you won’t have baby-delivering cramps while you do it. Otherwise you are dead right: 1) there will be nothing left…

I believe that current best practice for colon cancer detection is to get a colonoscopy every 5-10 years after your 50th birthday. The fact that he died from a case that he had been fighting since before he was forty is even more head-spinning. (That’s right, isn’t it? Died at 43, but had been getting treated for 4…

Yeah, I get it that Star Wars nerds might get bent when a stormtrooper —who are all supposed to be cloned from the same white guy— pops off the helmet and he looks nothing like what’s-his-name from Star Wars 2 or 3 or whatever.

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