Not sure what year you had your scope, but the prep has gotten a lot less, um.... shall we say “volcanic” in the last few years. Sure, you’ll shit out a volume equivalent to the Mississippi River, but you won’t have baby-delivering cramps while you do it. Otherwise you are dead right: 1) there will be nothing left…

I believe that current best practice for colon cancer detection is to get a colonoscopy every 5-10 years after your 50th birthday. The fact that he died from a case that he had been fighting since before he was forty is even more head-spinning. (That’s right, isn’t it? Died at 43, but had been getting treated for 4…

Yeah, I get it that Star Wars nerds might get bent when a stormtrooper —who are all supposed to be cloned from the same white guy— pops off the helmet and he looks nothing like what’s-his-name from Star Wars 2 or 3 or whatever.

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Well, I guess the good news for him is that there is likely a gang in prison that should fit with his world view like a well-tailored suit.

You’re right. That excuse is tired. She can be mentally ill and racist too. Probably is the former, definitely the latter... and I certainly wasn’t trying to make excuses for her.

“You have no authority over me!”

As a matter of pure intellectual curiosity, I would love to hear the rationale for someone who uses the phrase “n—- lover” is also not a racist. I mean, there has got to be some real intellectual gymnastics in there.

I grew up near Syracuse and my parents were both SU fans, so as a young teen I hated this guy because Georgetown always seemed to beat Syracuse in the games that mattered most. When I grew up I learned to appreciate that Thompson cared about both his players and his community and focused on teaching his team more than…

I had a neighbor in an apartment building who was schizophrenic. When she stopped taking her meds, she would talk like this.... although she got all weird about her roommate’s stuffed animals persecuting her, not African Blacks or whatever. I guess what I am thinking is: 1) this woman is not well, and 2) sometimes…

So far, this administration has:

More of this.

So here’s a thing that happened:

Here’s a stupid question, and the wrong detail to be weirded out about.... but is it legal in our country for 1) a minor to possess a tactical rifle and 2) carry that weapon across state lines? That can’t be legal, right?!?

I have not watched one minute of the RNC. It has done wonders for my mental health.

Since the George Floyd thing set the world on fire and has everyone thinking about slashing police budgets, I would think that every cop would begin his shift with a team meeting where the chief would say “hey guys, let’s just not kill any unarmed people with little or no cause for a while. No kneeling on necks, no…

Oh, c’mon. It’s not like super-hero movies featuring black characters and themes will ever make any money..... <looks at box-office figures for Black Panther> ...... er, um, nevermind.

What do you call people using their first amendment RIGHTS to push for new LAWS holding police accountable?

Oh, yeah. Obnoxious AF and smug about it too.