Dear Teachers,

I am assuming that she was just being extra thorough in demonstrating that she is not carrying any concealed weapons. Very, very thorough.

I should have known. Trump was giving it the full PR campaign. Had to be as bullshit as Trump Univ.

Don’t you know that [some ethnic group] is the true source of evil in the world because [insert false and offensive factoid]. Also [some bat-shit crazy conspiracy] explains the whole thing.

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Yeah, except that the season is 17 weeks long, plus 6 weeks of playoffs. There is no way to bubble up a team including coaches and other staff for 4+ months.

Priorities: 1) Food & water, 2) shelter...... 487) watching a sport on TV.

So, in about a month, two things should be happening at once:

Well, if calling out stupid shit on the internet makes you an asshole, you —Dear Sir— are a big fucking asshole. Keep doing you.

I seem to recall that one of the testing devices for COVID19 has a turnaround time of 5-15 minutes. How about they just test all the players the morning of the game, and sideline all who test positive?

I am not surprised Tucker’s lead writer is a racist incel, but I am surprised that Fox fired the guy. I mean, really, how different was the stuff he wrote “anonymously”, vs. the nonsense he barfed out of Carlson’s mouth on a regular basis?? It was a little more subtle when broadcast, but the message is no different.…

I dunno guys. The CEO of Goya can give Trump BJ’s for all I care.

Jackson was truly a piece-of-shit President and person. Coincidentally, Jackson’s portrait was added to the oval office by none other than our current asshole-in-chief.

I did see that story.... imagine that happening weekly in various states across the US from October until.... when the schools close again. Along with the monthly “former teacher of the month now in the ICU” stories; should be a great autumn in America.

Well, he’s got my vote! Kanye 2020. No more chemicals in Soap, and no beast-marked, tracker-chip laced vaccines!!

Well, I was thinking more along the lines of “god-like within the bounds of the current criminal justice system,” but your sentence sounds fucking brilliant. Also, apparently I can’t distinguish between two and three.

The kids will likely be relatively** safe. COVID19 doesn’t hit the youngsters too hard. On the other hand, most school districts will likely have one or more teachers, coaches or administrators die, many in the hospital, and dozens out sick for weeks or months..... but other than that it sounds like a perfect plan.

Two things:

So, even when the bar is set as low as 1) don’t rape children, and 2) don’t say or print anything wildly racist, this priest couldn’t quite make the grade. Well, at least (maybe) he only did the second thing.

So, apparently the penalty for missing a court date stemming from a traffic citation is the death penalty. Seems fair and reasonable. Nothing wrong here. Nothing to see. Move along.