I’d be more worried about the rednecks and their 4x4's. Aussies are stupid, but we take pride in our cars

Meanwhile, in real Russia

As a proud and noble Australian. I welcome Americas involvement in the Austro-Zealand war..... Please supply the great colony of Australia with many weapons such as some rifles, a boat or two and some fine American furs we can trade with the French for other weapons.

“As we can see here, the young calf suckles from the mothers teat to receive nourishment to continue for the rest of its day.”

I really like these cars, they actually sound more F1 than.... Well, F1

Would I get the same result if I strap some airbeds to the side of my car? Plenty of room on the sides....

Meanwhile, in Bernie Sanders Garage

New youtube series; Donald Trump on cars...

“We’re gonna have the biggest cars, bigger than Hummers. I want every child of America to die of lead poisoning at the age of five. Yeah, we’re putting lead in our petrol again and as an American. If you see someone using Unleaded fuel, you’ll have the right to shoot him,…

Why market the Camero as “The Hugger”?

It should be marketed like this; “The car owned by the man that’s having an affair with your wife. That man has a failing marriage and a crippling self image complex that makes him a man whore. So, are you that man?”

This was the first of the Eco cars.... The tree hugger

I see that you’re feeling a little Führious?

Did Nazi that coming?

How do you say “Squeal like a pig” in German?

So they tried killing people with gas and now they are trying to defeat the people who found out? I swear I saw something about this a while back.....

Wow, thankfully that net was there........ You could almost say he was caught in the net of time......

Since I’m no rapist, they always answered “yes”

Hang on, I drew a gentlemen’s sausage on it....... There we go, that looks like the appropriate Coat of Arms of a nation with an barbaric ideology

And, more importantly. Their Coat of Arms looks like something Sacha Cohen Baron would come up with......

Iran is quickly becoming westernized, isn’t this what the US wanted? An Islamic country that has a pretty relaxed culture?

Remember, if you fuck up in Saudi Arabia, you’ll lose your head. In Iran, you’ll probably lose a few years..... That sounds much better than, oh, I dunno. DEATH!

I’m welcoming anyone who want’s to build a second Titanic..... As long as it was built with a pre-installed hole. That way it could never be sunk by an iceberg if it’s already got a hole, Right?

RIGHT? GUYS?!?!?!