Rear defuser has blanking on it, we all know what that means! Trickery 2017 #iftororossoarenot2017championsiwillendisis

I actually quite like it.... But then again, some of us like cars with sex aids on the front, the bump from a broken nose and the fin of a vanquished shark

Newest yes, fastest? No, not at all.

Well, looks like I’ll be having night terrors for the next month

I like when things work out like that. It’s the simple pleasures in life.

Just realized I forgot the P in front of ass....

That’s ok haha. I found it and immediately knew this was my entrance into hell.

That’s pretty respectful by the FIA, but I can’t help but ass this. I hate myself

Can I just say, Aussie industry could have prevailed if we had a chance to export our cars to the US. Pity really, North America seems to love our cars. But, things are done now.

I for one will enjoy every Australian Holden and Ford a lot more since we won’t have them no more. Which will probably spur me onto cleaning…

Well, the M car was derived from the Group 5 Capri program, the designer Jochen Neerpasch was the man in charge of the Capri program during the 70's, then poached by BMW to make a Capri beater. This lead to the M division that we all know and love today.

So, in an almost beautiful way, the RS is the M car that was…

-I wouldn’t write Mercedes off

-Because he won a championship doesn’t mean he would be slower than Lewis

-As long as that talent rhymes with Maldonardo

-Don’t think he did it for the money..... Compared to his team-mate..

Makes you think why Rosberg left a contract that was till 2018. To be a family man yes. But, I like to think to rekindle a friendship.....

It’s a nice thought

I think you’re reading into it too much. It’s just banter

Convertibles are great. But they just aren’t “Big” enough.

Make Convertibles erector again

Places Alonso would rather be

Now that, that is a great representation of what automotive ejaculation into automotive vagina is.

Better than some of the drivel.... 

Oh yeah, I member. Member Doug DeMuro? He was great.

Member when Jalopnik writers were kissing The Grand Tour guys arses a few weeks ago before they discovered that there was a cast member that plays on the stereotype American?