Her new name is Petunia Butterbean III.

If this happened against me in FIFA 17, that disc would get snapped in two.

I refuse to click on the pink until someone explains what ‘side peen’ is, and why the federal government is funding it!

I don’t understand why no one is pressing the administration on their justification for the ban in the first place: they need 90 days of ban to “get everything figured out”.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. One of the biggest Trumpy-Dumpy supporters in my office announced this to me like we’d landed on fucking Mars. I asked her what was in the Paris Agreement and she said she didn’t know—she’s just happy America isn’t getting screwed anymore.

Green Energy? The fuck do I want vegetables for?

I am amused by your comment and depressed about how true it is.

The problem with tackling climate change in this country is that the whole exercise has been wussified and so there’s no buy-in from real, red-blooded, Bud Lighted, Americans.

I feel like it’s too obvious? A burn, maybe?

I am sick to fucking death of the Hillary-blaming. Please, oh, please let me faul at an election so badly that I get more votes than any candidate in history other than Barack Obama, including three-million more than my opponent, and let me do that well after being the victim of thirty years of utterly baseless smears.

The only thing I didn’t like about this trailer was the clearly inappropriate use of the Wilhelm.

How much vetting did they really need to do, though? Isn’t that like, the new standard issue white supremacist douche haircut?

dude I had never heard of this ‘Wilhelm Scream’ and I just tumbled down a weird part of the internet and I am so happy about it.

I think it’s basically an industry-wide in-joke, yeah. Also possibly an affectionate nod to Ben Burtt? I kinda enjoy hearing it, and within a certain class of movie (action-y but fun and not too self-serious) I go in expecting to hear it and am almost disappointed if I don’t.

It’s not just China, India is quietly becoming the next superpower with phenomenal economic growth, a booming middle class and a formidable military which includes ballistic missile submarines and aircraft carriers.

You know what else would harm the economy? A global pandemic.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

I’m just going to post this every time Trump does something really shit for no real reason: fuck you Trump voters, fuck you voters who didn’t vote, and double fuck you to all those people who kept on saying there was “no difference” between the two of them. The rest of us have to live in this shitty hell you created.

Myron Ebell: ‘Good luck to China.’

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013: