2033 was harrowing for me, and that’s why it’s stuck with me more than Last Light. It was bleak, it was intriguing, and it was hard as balls. I spent most of the game scrambling for ammo, going “oh fuck how am I going to get through this, I literally have no ammo,” and then feeling amazing when I somehow made it.…

I got as far as “Boom! Then it happened!” before the sheer force of the cringe cause me to implode like a neutron star.

As a person who only clicked on this article because he couldn’t figure out what the heck the title was trying to say, I decidedly agree with you. 

The Poe’s Law is strong up in here. :O Or maybe you’re serious. Either way, well done!

I used to be an approved commenter here. Even wrote a halfway decent comment on occasion. I’ve mostly switched over to Wonkette now, ever since I was deemed unworthy of the approved comments in the wake of the purge a few months ago. You know, that purge that was going to stop all the troll comments? Yeah, that one.

Same thing happened to me last year. Even made a post about it. Turned my adblocker back on and haven’t looked back. I was actually thinking about trying again recently. I’d like to support this group of sites, but not at the expense of my computer.

Nah, between this monstrosity and Ted Cruz, it just means we’ve fully crossed over into the mirror universe.

Apparently hot take: Kamala Harris is left-leaning, whip-smart, competent, is a leader, and would bring some stability and credibility back to a country that is currently shitting its pants nonstop. She can do this job and do it well, and whether she’s the perfect fucking candidate for you or not, she’d be a great…

“They both make black people want to march in protest of the systemic racial injustice in the United States. They’re exactly the same person.”

Yeah, I get that. Even though more people are playing, it’s not generating the same revenue the same as Artifact is. On the other hand, Artifact is only $20 right now, and unless people are buying $30 in cards and other stuff (which is definitely possible), that kind of puts it at a disadvantage compared to Portal’s…

Even Portal 2, Valve’s much-praised puzzler from 2011, currently has more players online than Artifact.

Well, we can hold out for TESVII in...hm, how long are they projecting between 5 and 6? 2011 to 2023-ish? So VII should be somewhere in the neighborhood of 2035?

Cool! On the one hand, this almost certainly means TES6 is not going to take place in Elsweyr, which... Bummer. But on the other hand, good reason to get back into ESO.

That edit is gold.

*some other outlet fabricates an interview out of whole cloth*

Johnson supposedly defamed the members of “generation snowflake” in a generally un-Rock-like fashion, being quoted as saying that “this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.”

Hi. Person that has actually played the game here. I’ve put in maybe a bit north of a hundred hours on it, and it’s not broken. Games have exploits. That’s the way games are. Fallout 76 didn’t invent exploits, or item duplication. I know it’s hard to believe, but everyone’s favorite game, Red Dead Redemption 2 has just…

contains plans for every item in the game

Yoshi’s excited grunt when performing his fluttery-footed extra-long double jump maneuver has vanished. Now all we hear is gentle squeaking and squirting. 

Hot take: Ocasio-Cortez, Pelosi, and Schumer all did fine in their respective roles. Trump’s a motherfucker and a liar, and he’s the only real loser in this whole bout of manufactured bullshittery.