It sounds like your husband is a respectful, thoughtful human who loves you. Not every guy is destined to be a rapist. In fact, most probably aren’t. So yes, it can last a lifetime.

You’re right. It probably wasn’t rape.

That’s the nicest thing that can be said about his actions though. You were still a victim. You were mind-fucked at the very least. (Sorry for the hard language, but I honestly can’t think of a softer way to put that).

Again, the most important take-away is that you were the…

Nah, they’re shelf stable.

Even real honey is mostly just sugar, since they’ve pasteurized the hell outta the product. Unless it’s raw unfiltered, you’re probably not really eating honey.

But at the end of the day, you’re the final authority.

Talent has little to do with success in Hollywood or the music industry.

I’m fortunate to have Whole Foods, Sprouts, Winco, AND Central Market in my area... that means I have a lot of choice when it comes to bulk bins. Central Market possibly has the greatest selection of bulk stuff ever. It’s like 4X the size of Whole Foods’ bulk area. If you ever get a chance to visit Texas, check them…

If you have a halal market local to you, check them out for EV olive oil. I but it in gallon jars for about $20.

They’re REALLY good in pinto beans...

So you can tell her no, but she doesn’t believe you. Got it.

I’d cut out a good chunk for my brother and sister (say $10 mil or so each). Then I’d buy their adult kids each a house, or pay off the house they’re in (Their choice, but it wouldn’t be a mansion). I’d retire early and would travel the world for a few years. I’d probably buy myself a few houses (again, not…

I got to see them live in 2015. That was a fun show!

Couldn’t you tell your 3 year old no?

Don’t mess with the mouse. Just... don’t.

Hey, I had a Jaguar and it looked better than THAT.

Nope. Sounds like his brother was spot on. No talent in any of those.

Does licking dwarves get you high like licking certain toads or something?

I have friends who take an annual trip out to Florida for a week at Disney. I once mentioned that they could take a trip to Europe for the money they spent, and they looked at me like I was a monster. (The parents, not the kids)

The wife and I have made the joint decision that we’ll take the kids once when they’re old…

Yeah, but you could at least laugh at Blue. When she barked it sounded like “Lick the bobo” :D

Thundarr rocked. That is all. Oh, and his pseudo-Wookie Ooklah the Mok was awesome as well.