I used to fix computers for a living for Best Buy. You get all sorts of nastiness in that job. (This was before Geek Squad)

I opened one and it was a smoker’s PC. The inside looked about 10X worse than that, and I got a contact high from the nicotine-infused dust as I was wiping it off, and accidentally brushed against…

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Just grabbed the 3rd & 4th expansions...

I’m hoping that they continue the tradition:

1st card in 1st expansion: “A big black dick.”
1st card in 2nd expansion: “A bigger blacker dick.”
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What does it cost if/when the batteries need to be changed?

I’ve said that to a Honda dealer before. Somehow they seem a little slimier than other dealers. I’ve tried to buy Hondas twice, and have yet to own one. (Once it came down to the guy not budging over $200, calling me the next day, and finding out I bought something else, the other time was the guy saying my air…

That only seems to work on the more expensive models though. I went nuts trying to find an affordable used Mazda3 . I bought a brand new Ford Focus with a much better trim package for the price of a used Mazda3. Of course, the Mazda3 likely hold its value a little better, but still, if I’d put as many miles on it as…

They’ll just inflate the dollar a little more to get what they want.

Nah,

As long as you can kick the can down the road... FREE MONEY!!!!

Yeah, they popped me too. Boo graduating!

Yeah, they popped me too. Boo graduating!

From what I’m hearing, if you cancel for this deal, you also lose the ability to add an adult not in your household to this. My Mom is on my account for Prime shipping, so I have to decline.

From what I’m hearing, if you cancel for this deal, you also lose the ability to add an adult not in your household…

I’m pretty sure Canadians like fucking with Americans’ heads almost as much as Texans like fucking with Yankees’ heads. Y’all are just a little goofier about it. (And that’s a compliment. I LIKE Canadians as a whole. Even the ones who end up in Texas... I don’t know that I’ve ever wished that a Canadian would move…

Only if you’re fighting underpants gnomes.

1) Always kick your pets out for sexy time, even if you aren’t filming.
2) Always turn off the TV during sexy time. Music is OK if it’s mood-setting
3) Agreed
4) Damn... you must... errr. watch a LOT of this stuff! #expertonit
5) And talk DIRTY, dangit... we don’t need to know that he needs to get the laundry tomorrow :D

Bad news: It’s your turn to be the contessa...

The Nikon D5100 is good for 30 minutes, and even that can be hacked.

1> Don’t ever let me be in front of the lens.

It dove-tailed a little too well into that Black Mirror episode. We were ready for it, because of that, I’d guess. (That episode was disturbing and brilliant, and somewhat hard to watch)

I might not have gotten the quote exact. It was 2007, and the eh stuck out. (And it was entirely possible he was fucking with me. We made the mistake of taking a cab from the airport to out hotel in Windsor at night, and got to wait an hour and a half or so while they essentially disassembled the cab looking for…

Wanna bet?

Man, that’s never going away, is it?

Pork Bowl the pig.



SPOLIER!!!!!

And yes, they eventually eat him.