Chilean and Italian wines are about the only ones I'll drink.
Robb Nunya
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I live in Texas. We have a local DJ that got Rick Perry on the phone and suggested seeding the Rio Grande with piranha. You've never heard ANYONE get off a phone quicker! The DJ (Russ Martin) even suggested putting up signs with sombreros with a big bite taken out of it. Man that was wrong, but I'd have loved to have…
Mmmmm.... wwwafffle!
I've actually heard of Chicago Hiring managers snubbing Indiana residents.
Or just buy a pre-paid cellphone... Same thing.
This is a big one. Of course, buying a burner phone with a local number and being able to travel at the drop of a hat can also help.
Carry a gun and shoot someone who attempts to harm you?
It's not your fault that someone is trying to harm or rape you. But it is your responsibility to attempt to stop said actions. Plant a few of these fuckers in the ground and others might figure that it's just not worth it. Barbarous of me, but true. If every…
"christmas-elf hatecrime"
ok... THAT was funny! I don't care who ya are!
This reminds me of the Steve Martin Skit: How to make a million dollars, and never pay a cent in taxes.
1st, get a million dollars.
Then, when the IRS comes to you asking about the money, say "I forgot!"
My wife is seriously looking to get a job teaching at a college, so I'm waiting for that... Then it's on!
One other tip: If you're the gambling type, or if you're hit with a last-minute need for a hotel, check out Hotwire's last minute deals. It's usually day of, or day before, and some of the prices are great. I got stranded in an ice storm in Dallas and got a GREAT room at a Holiday Inn for $60 for myself and the wife.…
Better yet... Get your wife to get a job, so you can get the family discount. :)
I do sometimes. I also buy at ethnic markets a lot more. Farmers Markets around here are either inconveniently far away, or only available on weekends.
I have 2 cameras outside my house. It's called prudence. I've considered adding a 3rd in the back yard. It's been useful on a few occasions.
You can blow a warm egg out of its shell too...
Simply wait until it's just cool enough that it doesn't burn your lips, then open a small hole (about the size of a dime) on each end. Place the egg in your hands and blow on the fatter end. It'll pop right out if you do it right.
Yeah... My buying habits don't really do well with rebates. I don't think I've ever seen a rebate on fresh meats and veggies, which is about 90% of what we buy at the store. It'd take forever to get to $20 for us.
Tell that to Russ Martin. (And Tracey Gold & Jennifer Love Hewitt)
Maybe they should have had a safe word/phrase... Dirty Dwarf might not be it though...
And people wonder why marriages fail. Too much emphasis on the wedding and not enough on the marriage.