Being a Russian plane, it actually wouldn't surprise me if you couldn't just hose off the mud and start it back up.

Well, he did eventually move to Florida. He was just born in the wrong state. Kind of like how a lot of great actors are born outside of Hollywood and move there to achieve their full potential.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

DUDEBRO2 WRITES IN ALL CAPS LIKE HE'S SHOUTING. THAT'S SHOUTING, WITH AN S.

Germany didn't do any such thing. Germans did. Dead Germans. Not these Germans.

Buttholes.

Did I do it right?

you've got like 35 comments in here... Settle the fuck down.

Don't post this on Jezebel without a trigger warning.

You'd think most Brazilians would be used to the pain of a good waxing by now.

Careful, though! Turn your back and they'll burn down the White House.

Our British cousins are exempt from my silly selfishness. I guess I'm more angry at the access the Chinese have had up to this point to our military, in no small part thanks to folks like Joseph Prueher.

I'm always fascinated reading about stuff like this in our military and I always think to myself, "please don't share this with any allies!" I rather keep most specialized training to ourselves, especially from the Chinese.

This was in Canada -__-

just keep fucking that chicken!

My Canadian highschool (near Toronto) changed its mascot from "Redmen" in the early 2000s because it is totally racist. :/

Did you fuck your neighbor's sister right in her pussy?

You know who else made charts? Hitler. Hitler made charts