Excellent article on crows from Cracked right here. Pretty eye-opening, for sure.

To be fair, though, the whole weed thing didn't always work out so well...

Well, I think you may have proved something here, but nothing to do with Mr. Diaz...

Thank you for this. I laughed long and heartily. :-)

You did. Perfectly, even. Welcome to Dudes'Peen, the best freestylin' sports site on the internet.

Eastman sounds like a white name, and possibly Jewish. I'm gonna need some time time to decide how I feel about all those those things.

I hope you folks remembered to deploy gunboats to keep the inevitable Chinese vacuum ships away.

"People are imbeciles."

"If you have been on the internet for at least a few months, ..."

Nothing to do with how it was done, but Willkommen in Kanada (German seemed appropriate here) when it comes to horrorshow safety PSAs. All of these were on Canadian airwaves. :-)

Many years of personal experience with both groups, and with mainland Chinese, ~5 years of living with them and ~10 years working with them. Greed and arrogance they have in plenty, but brains, not so much.

Actually, I got this like a year ago, and not through an email chain.

Still better than what the Arabs were shouting.

I swear, that kid is like some evil reverse-bobblehead. So much wrongness.

That's because you're a moronic American, and like most other non-moronic folks, I don't have all day to explain it no you. Plod on, gentle simpleton. Plod on.

Go on...

I think this fell off your head during your spiel.

Looking at that shit (both the verbal and human) leaves me both disgusted and horrified that people "on our side" can even think like that. I know it's been around forever, but it's a stark reminder that people can be pretty fucking sick. The pic of the girl crying at the bottom of the second one never fails to cut my…

That seems to be impossible for Americans:

Nice job, Jesus, seriously. You do some very fine work.