Thank you for this. I laughed long and heartily. :-)

You did. Perfectly, even. Welcome to Dudes'Peen, the best freestylin' sports site on the internet.

Many years of personal experience with both groups, and with mainland Chinese, ~5 years of living with them and ~10 years working with them. Greed and arrogance they have in plenty, but brains, not so much.

Actually, I got this like a year ago, and not through an email chain.

Still better than what the Arabs were shouting.

I swear, that kid is like some evil reverse-bobblehead. So much wrongness.

That's because you're a moronic American, and like most other non-moronic folks, I don't have all day to explain it no you. Plod on, gentle simpleton. Plod on.

Go on...

I think this fell off your head during your spiel.

Looking at that shit (both the verbal and human) leaves me both disgusted and horrified that people "on our side" can even think like that. I know it's been around forever, but it's a stark reminder that people can be pretty fucking sick. The pic of the girl crying at the bottom of the second one never fails to cut my…

That seems to be impossible for Americans:

Perfection. Seriously, nice job.