Chinese shit is always Chinese shit. They haven’t invented or innovated anything in literally 1,000 years, and that’s not likely to change anytime soon.

“Jobs — and his total devotion to consumerism — is the one we’re supposed to love.”

DEY WAS KANGS!!!

Pshaw, admit it: It toughened both of you up.

Not necessarily related to savings, but you can certainly pay off whatever loan you may have much more quickly by not choosing an amazingly stupid major in the first place that will result in no renumeration whatsoever. Pic related, although there are many other “degrees” that fit the bill.

You mean, Disney HQ? Because if so, I thoroughly agree.

Dear god...

I’ve seen her. Shittiest cam-whore ever. Even the donkey looked bored.

“contracting the unicorn virus”

Because creationists and magnets, obviously.

To me your references may as well be in Dutch, but the whole thing reminded me of this:

Because Rossiya.

“wood chipper”

Judging by the fact that you’re even willing (Disclaimer: I grew up eating the livers of various fauna, as well as their kidneys, heart, tongue, etc... guess my background :-); I think tripe was introduced one time, but resulted in some serious backlash and was never seen again; It’s odd, how people will pick and…

It was just a joke, dude. Take it easy.

Agreed. Also, this is a new low for Gawkmodo, and one that will surely ensure the engagement of the commentariat:

“... cultural differences.”

With all respect, I think you’re in the wrong thread...