Could have been worse. It could have been John McCain.

And the women are easy!

Aww, you’re adorable.

I prefer mavericks that don’t consistently drive their planes into random objects, eventually resulting in their capture and resulting NV mockery.

“McCain’s record of brave or maverick-y actions consists of “giving good quote to reporters.” That’s it.”

No. No, it wouldn’t. Think about it.

I would go with regional power, and I agree about them definitely not being a superpower. They see themselves as a great power, but they are deluded as hell, and at some point they’re going to get their collective asses handed to them for being so stupid.

China was never cool.

lol, no.

“... the actual founder is a wealthy Chinese entrepreneur, so it’s not like a straw company put together by career criminals.”

Sucks to be you, then, asshole, because the rest of us aren’t as dumb as you.

You ask the airline staff, in both cases. They will help you, seriously. It is part of their job. Whenever I’m travelling, I ask the staff to refill my water bottle all the time, because airplane air is dry as fuck and it’s important to stay hydrated (protip: if you’re on a long flight and you haven’t peed in 2 hours,…

I will assume you were going for English rather than ebonics, and you are free to bring empty water bottles with you wherever you go, to be refilled (and emptied when necessary!!!) wherever you like. In whatever situation, though, ebonics will get you some airport attention every time, so don’t do that.

No, I’m telling you to eat first, and then bring some extra food and an empty water bottle. The fuck is wrong with you, that you can’t figure this out?

Oh, but I have, and any time I go on a plane trip (or a train trip, or a car trip...), I stock the fuck up on extra food for the trip, even if it’s just a big bag of jerky for a puddle-jump, and I always bring an empty water bottle to refill along the way. Hopefully you can learn from this lesson, grass-humper.

As Robert A. Heinlein wrote many times, “All the traffic will bear”, meaning that under capitalism, people will be forced to pay whatever they can stand. In this case, for the most part it’s because of the people’s own lack of foresight. Anyone who simply can’t imagine that their flight (or any other endeavour in…

Yup, same here. Also, the number of people here who just can’t seem to figure that out is amazing. Or that they can just bring an empty water bottle and fill it up at any airport fountain (or even bathroom tap, unless directed otherwise) in NA or Europe (granted, the water thing isn’t really an option in the 2nd or…

For me, people complaining about how much stuff costs at airports should just consider it an idiot tax. Too rushed or dumb to pick up and scarf a McMuffin™ on the way to the airport? Too fucking bad, that’s on you for not allowing an extra 5 minutes. Just so enamoured of that candy-shelled lobster made of marzipan…

Never mind the magnets, where can I get those knives?!

Never mind the magnets, where can I get those knives?!

I see you managed to pick up at least 2 Chinese wu mao dang trolls. Never fails.