Could have been sadder indeed. Imagine if the opposite had occurred. :-)

“Background: M/30/Rural Alberta —> Calgary”

Yes, I know. That was part of the joke. ;-)

If you’re not actually just trolling, I think you need to learn about Neville Chamberlain, because it turns out that kissing tyrants’ asses doesn’t work.

“Dude, they’re Chinese. Nothing could have stopped this. NOTHING!”

“some linkbait filled trashy website”

Brace yourselves indeed:

lol. You are clearly unfamiliar with mainland Chinese. They’re quite known for throwing public tantrums over ridiculously small things.

The patent fight isn’t going to change anything, because the Chinese don’t give a flying fuck about things like “legalities”, and so the whole deal is now out in the open. The End.

Essentially, that the US produces idiots compared to other countries (the Chinese stats can be discounted out of hand, since they are fake as hell).

True enough, but I had such hopes for humanity after the last big war. *sad face*

The spider parachute, even when only single-stranded, has been known for some time. Also, now spiders can just plain glide onto you to kill you, because of course they can, and of course they’re highly venomous and therefore Australian. Behold:

Lame. Get over it and plan for the future instead of masturbating in your tears.

Seriously. Why was this even a question?

How is it that people still take things at face value on the internet? Is the current generation even more stupid than the last one? Because while that would explain a lot, I still hope it’s not true.

You’re excused just this one time for using Dictionary dot com. In future, however, it’s either OED or GTFO. Just a heads-up.

This. Aussies don’t drink Fosters, they just refer to it as “that piss they sell to foreigners”, much like Molson Canadian or pretty much any American beer.