Down south, we like to call a box fulla skeeters a “Hillbilly Gom Jabbar.”

I thought Snopes existed for the sole reason of debunking fake news?

Are they really doing it for the $20 million though? I would think $20 million is nothing compared to the development and launch costs of a spacecraft.

It’s so nice to see that the right-wing and Trump’s attack on legitimate media is bearing fruit.

I wonder if they’re importing gutter oil as well.

China involvement? I am shocked...not even a little bit

They have restricted importing rice because those cheap imports (whether purchased on the free market or brought in as foreign aid) flood their market and destroy the country’s domestic rice farming industry, making their food security more tenuous and less independent for the future.

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

I’m still waiting for them to invent Facebook Mime, where I can perform my routine with no audio, no longer burdened by the uncontrollable and deafening farts that have plagued me since the onset of my alcoholism.

So are humans. Please neuter yourself and spay your wife.

It has the word “cure” right in the name, so it must be good for you!

You had me until you mentioned Costco

500 miles? Maybe 500 more?

Zero. Fucks. Given.

They’re clearly not Millennials.

It is because this “article” is “written” by a muppet who spends his day copying and pasting bullshit and hitting “post”. It isn’t the fucking BITE that is terrible it is the STING. But hey, who has the time to Google the most basic of information before posting this stupid fucking “article”

How childish - they are space nipples

“Oh, aren’t they?”

I for one, would love polygonal nipples.

Don’t be a dick, body shaming isn’t cool.