Yup. Same. I think that guy was very lucky, to be honest.

“Hang on though why was the kangaroo doing that to the dog!?”

“Top Speed - 17MPH - if they go any faster, they must immediately explode

Fucking Apple. Here we go again.

Nice job.

It took me a bit, and then I saw it... Nice job.

Genuinely lol’d, and am still chuckling. Nice job. :-)

“Or is it because good Christian hetrosexual Dinosaurs only have sex missionary style?”

God gave them to the dinosaurs, clearly.

Oh, please. Everyone knows that is horseshit.

Japanese people are dangerous in general, especially the females.

Because the Japanese know how to have fun better than Americans?