My car will be programmed to protect it’s occupants at all costs, because I will explain to it that to do otherwise means a one-way ticket to the crusher.

probably a Volvo alternator also AND reclaimed wood

I bought said hot dog and it was delicious (and beef, so good to go). In fairness though, Auschwitz isn't exactly located in a populous area that's adjacent to many restaurants (It's almost like the Nazi's planned it that way) and people gotta eat, so a beef hot dog is as good as anything.

I mean, I kinda feel like they should be out of respect, right?

I am ashamed to say I had the same thought.

Are the dogs kosher?

Don’t be so sure

It’s not a souvenir, but I found—will always find it—really weird that you can buy a hot dog in between the Auschwitz and Birkenau parts of the tour.

He’d probably gain percentage points. He’d gain more if he dropped cunt somewhere in there.

Bringing to you today’s episode of Sesame Street.

Small block Chevy?

it crashed where the streets have no name

Pilot - “Good luck.”

Tomato soups can be tricky... You have to be careful they don’t taste like marinara.

I’ve tried making creamy tomato soup a few times, with only one version being any good. Don’t think I have ever added a sweet to it. Worth a try.

My go to is balsamic as you get acid, umami and sweet all in one fell swoop.

I think the taste many home cooks forget is acid. A splash of vinegar or citrus juice sometimes elevates the good to the great. Japanese rice vinegar is mild, so it’s my go-to. But lime juice can be just the ticket sometimes as well.

Yeah - look at that beard - he’s obviously Amish.

Damn it would suck to be fish near that. Just swimming along minding their own business wondering what that thing in the water is and BAM! Lights out.