7-Eleven was a part time job!

Insert video of George W Bush choking on a pretzel, Reagan consulting psychics, and Gerald Ford falling a lot.

“Sun’s rays don’t melt lady bones!"

I heard Alex Jones orgasm all the way from Texas and I am two states over.

Oh boy the tin foil hat crowd is gonna have a feast with this one

What a coincidence, I heard it with a Bob Ross voice in my head

Or vice versa, if it goes Trump’s way. Bill and Hillary show up, congratulate him, then ask if they’re going to see him and Melania on Martha’s Vineyard that summer.

And it’s all leading to Trump refusing to put over whoever the equivalent of Sting is 18 months later at Starcade?

“Good God! That’s Donald Trump’s music!”

I’m convinced when the inauguration bash is held at the White House for Hillary, Trump will be there that night as a guest. The entire thing feels like we’re going to have our 1996 WCW Bash at the Beach moment when the Hulkster came out to save the Macho Man, before turning on him and revealing he was part of the nWo.…

First of all, I’m an atheist that was raised in a Mormon household. With that out of the way: If a team wants to have a team prayer (just like my family does), go right ahead. A prayer in and of itself should not be a problem. If a player doesn’t want to participate, do what I do: sit there and wait a while. A prayer…

Not any more than she did. She’s entitled to protest if she’d like, but nobody’s obligated to give her a platform on which to do it.

This article is amazing, mainly because between this and senior week you’ve printed more words then when you actually worked here

I thought the main purpose of phones were to text and call people.

No doubt.

While this write-up is surely helpful, I’m pretty sure the official Apple iPhone7 manual will basically state their official stance on compatibility:

^ dumber.

Without knowing the details of what happened, he likely parked on a ramp not rated for the weight of the airplane/fuel and it sank into the pavement. It happens.

She deflected the editor.

But that totally fits into what I would find interesting in a conversation. It would be fascinating to find out the mindset behind that. And maybe get one for myself. But with Snape instead of Jesus.