I’m not crying. I’m just in an onion factory right now. A really, really big onion factory.

Where else is a headliner supposed to go?

well, uh. when i was thirteen I had a BMX, skateboard, treehouse AND a BB gun. so, lets just say we’re equal....

Yep, pretty much. I bet there are hundreds of talented races that never happened because, um... uhm... they don’t have $1mil a year to maintain a race team.

Life isn’t fair, I know they told me that when I was born, but swallowing that bitter pill doesn’t get any easier.

how is it embarrassing? the other candidate A: didn’t have a truck. and if so, B: wouldn’t be able to call it a “Victory Truck”.

Does Jalopnik know anything about politics? No? Then why is Jalopnik writing about politics and not cars?

“L-I-B-E-R-A-L”

I’ve really had it up to hear with the political crap here lately, especially the opening sentence. You guys need to chill out and get in touch. I’ll be back in a few weeks when you guys hopefully give it a rest.

Maybe they’re looking for something more grounded to the ground?

Well, I’m truly sorry that you feel that just because people don’t share your view of a candidate means that they obviously must not have take the election seriously.

From Chevrolet:

I’m sorry, you’re gonna need to include the list of things you can’t eat in the new Camaro ZL1:

I get it. It’s funny because you imply that kale is edible.

Pirelli is in F1 because they want people to think their tires are as good as Michelins. Pirelli wasn’t going to bring decent tires before Bernie bailed them out with his degredation rules. They can’t make tires as good as Michelins period.

You know, seeing Pirelli in F1 does nothing to make me want to put their tires on my car, and in fact it only makes me think less of them. Watching Michelin tires in endurance racing on the Porsche 919 and Audi R18 makes me want to buy them. That’s why I bought PSS tires last time I had the chance.

“blah, blah, blah, it’s seen as the pinnacle of motorsport, blah blah, blah.” Audi, Porsche and Toyota would like to have a word with you. There is more freedom to be creative in the world of sportcars. You want technical advancements? WEC is where it’s at. You want an overhyped marketing exercise? F1 is where…

I’d be okay if it turns out to be an LMP1 car.

That profile just looks like an LMP car..?

He didn’t run him into the wall and pin him there.