This deserves special recognition. COTW or COTM. Something.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

144 months at 5.9% APR? Someone is making some serious bucks off that loan.

So difficult to keep Camaro drivers off the pole...

Lime green bananna hammoc and a multi colored mitsuoka orochi?

As long as it only comes in shades of brown and is a wagon, Jalopnik readers couldn’t contain their excitement to buy one used in 5-10 years...

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

Yes, maybe. Sure it’s hard to understand for us. But it’s also true that I do not understand the stanced cars with the wheels that are scraping the fenders, and the American trucks that puke a lot of black smoke... Who knows what crosses the minds of those that like them... I should ask my cousin Anna who’s a…

The Spencer’s Gifts Car.

I often find myself forgetting that the GT-R as we know it in this body style is already a decade old. It seems like just yesterday when it came out.

People with money to burn are often happier.

Drive wheels do not change the fact that downforce is good.

Hiding the baldness has never been so easy!

Is that a big/little wheel set up in reverse? Huh...

I’d call it the Harlem Scrape.

His Matt Damon accent really sells it.

I respect a car that takes care of her man.

Give it a little time and you’ll find it’s still pretty easy for attention to lapse if you’re tired or stressed and not making an effort to make the drive fun.

The PT needed a lean mean coupe version. Or a restyle like this.

I think there is something to this, yes - as they say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. It’s easy to tell yourself that you’d drastically reduce your stress or increase your happiness by making some major change.