“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

Jim Abbott.

[kingkelly was faster than me]

I’m perfectly fine with all of this if it means landing Ben Simmons. Even more than last season I’m hoping we lose every game and I'm actually disappointed when they waste a game by getting a W.

I send my one nighters home with a sense that their lives have become very small and a burning desire for religious fulfillment.

They showed him a picture of all the Kardashians, told him Khloe is the one that belongs to him, and now he conveniently can’t remember anything?

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

He was just showing him what Captain Insano does to the bad guy.

NO SCOOP FOR YOU!

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

Thank you for doing this. I hate to look at these images, but people seem to forget that this is what it looks like when a man beats up a person less than half their size.
It’s crazy because while I know this will make (likely a positive) difference, I’m sad that it’s necessary. I’m sad that it took video of Ray Rice…

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

“Debatable.”

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.