Who would have guessed that he was a dick?

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

I can’t get over the first image, in which Internet Tough Guy tells Small Time Blogger to “seriously reconsider your life choices.”

To be fair, I would also disregard Jason, with his “years of experience” and his “industry sources” and his “professional standing”.

This is a Dumb Take.

That poor man lost a personal friend between GameStop visits.

I think the Anglosphere should revoke Ireland's right to speak English until they can do it without sounding like they're speaking with a mouthful of steel cut oats.

Silver is an amazing outcome. Usually an Irish Row ends with black and blue.

Katie Morgan always takes it like a champ, though.

“I could definitely lift more than her.”

They are usually responsible for robbery at the Olympics, so just assumed it wasn’t true

And here I thought Brazilian was synonymous with no hare.

Q: “How did you name this organization?”

*Cocks Gun*

You and I use the internet differently.

MAKE THEM A STATE AND SEIZE THAT GOLD MEDAL, DONALD

How the hell would Lochte even know he was held up. That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

6) A “race” involving Greg Howard

I’ve had sex in less time than Ledecky’s margin of victory. And just like the Olympics, it happens once every 4 years.