Egypt broke their own world record time in losing to Israel last night.

Seems like he was in denial.

More like Jew-don’t

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.

Sure, lots of times.

Yes. You’re on a sports website. Spoiler alert, if you walk into a hospital you are gonna see some sick people.

Because sports blogs are known for not publishing breaking news?

Earlier in the week one of the commentators said “the job in gymnastics is to take incredibly hard things and make them look effortless,” and it’s amazing how Biles does that. During the floor routine, everything in her body language and facial expression said “oh this? I’m just doing this for fun.” Even things like…

Yes.

You don’t like to watch Slovenia compete in the 1,000 meter backfart?

Wait, I am a ladyperson and I have been known to do this. =(

God help us all now that you’ve thrown him back into the sea.

This is new to me and I'm not letting my husband see this because he will do it every time if he knows this is a thing.

People still rag on poor Riley Cooper for yelling, ‘I’ll fight every n*gger here!’ at that country music concert but they don’t realize he was just requesting a Kenny Chesney song

So much this! I get that there is a certain deference to the city in which certain foods originated and/or were perfected, and in some cases it may be true that that dish simply will never be the same once you’re a certain distance from that city. Cheesesteak sandwiches are not one of them. It’s like someone from…

NO WAY MAN IT TAKES A SPECIAL PHILLY VIBE TO COAX DELICIOUSNESS FROM SUCH DISSONANT INGREDIENTS AS “MEAT” AND “CHEESE.”

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.