They've been straying from sports for a while now, constantly covering this thing called "soccer." Utter nonsense.

Nonfictional lasers, ranked:

This boy will be the chosen one!

"No one will ever tank harder than me."

How did you find that website? Also: how did you find this website?

Nice try, but if I'm not going to read the e-mails from my own HR department, I'm not reading them from the NFL.

Thanks for your thoughts Mr. Cosby.

Fuck the British Royal Family

BUCS HEAD OF HR: Now, for your exit interview, could you just take us through your experience working here?

If you want proof that capitalism doesn't always work the way it's supposed to, look no further than Dan Snyder. How that man can continually fuck up every single thing he touches and still be that wealthy is all the proof you need.

So it's come to this, fellow Redskins fans.

Just not the same without him

There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.

Dick. Buttkiss.

You know it's bad when James Dolan is only the 3rd least likable guy in a building.

It's the only time you'll ever see these two hoping for a bunch of black guys to be more aggressive.

All-Time Home Run Leader: Not in the Hall of Fame

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

There are dry-stone walls and glass-fronted wine cabinets bulging with Montrachet and Pomerol, priced in four figures for men with teeny-weeny penises.