This DeMarcus Ware Sack Is The Slickest Play Of The Year

he ends up all alone in a patch of grass, shaken and confused

I thought the cruelest move in the NFL was Baltimore to Indianapolis.

No AutoTune for a jumpshot!

In Drake's defense, he has none.

Jets Fans: If we're still rearranging letters, can we make our quarterback be Gone?

I mean, it's the Jets. The L was bound to come eventually.

Obviously, the error was made in Jets.

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

Doesn't seem like citing one of the interested party's campaign sites, a report commissioned by members of the opposing party, and a PAC's site is best practice when characterizing the views of the respective candidates.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

Baltimore.

I don't know about masturbated but I once peed at my girlfriend in the shower and told her to "dance"

I've always preferred "Fly, Fat Ass! FLY!"

9. "Don't forget to put a 26.2 sticker on your car so complete strangers will know you ran a fucking marathon once."

9. "Beware Ray Lewis at Mile 11."

Officials reminded female fans about the country's laws on being fucked up in public, saying, "After the game, you can get stoned."

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

I dunno, man... I struggle internally with my memories of that part of my life, even now, and I'm ancient and have kids and shit. I wasn't like these... people, at least, if judged by my actions, but I remember having a similar core of hurt and rage and desire that really felt like it was going to burn a hole in me.