Here’s how:

“That’s completely in line with the NRA’s rhetoric—shoot every personal and societal problem to death”

Not to mention, Mel and Sue would apparently start cursing if a baker was crying so that the footage of the baker sobbing could not be used. That’s some A+ hosting, right there.

“Spends most of the time knitting alone and refusing to mix with others.” Is my ideal Saturday night.

1. Just a few days ago some white woman slid in my DM’s to chastise me for using misogynistic language

Damn, Piers gained £10 in his neck 

/eyeroll just because the ACTRESS went on to have a successful career does not mean the CHARACTER (two different things) wasn’t shafted. *just used Gadot’s name cuz I can’t remember her character’s name off the top of my head

You folks in Spokane have had it pretty good for a while, time to step up and help tote the load.

Have you seen the Amazon Prime Series ‘American Gods’? It’s a documentary on how gods are total dicks.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

Leggings definitely count as pants when you get “spoken to” at work for wearing colored jeans (white, grey, pink, black, etc.)

Just know that no, you’re not crazy. It’s a bad film.

You are going to dislike some movies that plenty of people like. *shrug* We all have opinions, and that’s fine, as long as you recognize them as such. This movie (I haven’t seen it yet but plan to) has a 92% score on Rotten Tomatoes, so most people like it. I’m pretty sure they are not all pretending, lying to…

Your critique of what you think constitutes Banksy’s work is so much shallower than your misrepresented version of his work that I do have to give you some credit. Your comment is the 2014 version of, “My kid could paint that.” If you’re trying to satirize or parody people who explain things they obviously can’t…

Ha, maybe. Depends on whether you plan to move up in your workplace or are waiting for a package instead.

My favorite English teacher ever (7th and 8th grade), gave us a spec list of what he expected our papers to look like, and showed us how to make that happen in word. I think he refused to accept assignments that didn’t conform to the guidelines:

Comic Sans isn’t a typeface. It’s a war crime.

I know someone who desperately wants to be king so he can rule with an iron fist, like the Brits deserve. They need to be ruled with adorable cruelty because what’s left of the empire is collapsing all around them.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.