Why are you not writing for Jezebel or Slot?

Evening everyone, Mortem is still playing with his bucket and spade, so it’s time for the UK roundup!

I can deal with this, though Evans makes a decent showing as well.

Charge of The Lite Beer Brigade

This is music to my ears.

“...the students featured in the video were already on the L trains trying to inform people about their rights if they are stopped by the police”

Bless these witnesses. I went through a sexual harassment case with a prominent individual that I worked with / for, and it was hell. I can only imagine being in the spotlight on a national, rather than regional stage.

“Because her father didn’t want her to be humiliated. To feel shame, embarrassment that he had seen other women go through when they went to the police at that time,”

They can’t. They stopped showing hockey a long time ago.

What.

You libtards say there’s no liberal bias, well then how come they let Obama go on TV and pick his brackets, but funny I don’t recall them letting Trump do it? He went 63-0 too. #facts

I see the opposite. When crack invaded my neighborhood in the nineties, the cops turned the streets unto a war zone. Now that it is crack and it’s happening to white people, we want to coddle them.

I too have a secret Twitter account. Nobody knows it exists.

This is what happens when you watch Star Trek V. That, and the uncontrollable urge to kill William Shatner.

That photo is actually from a different solo he did down in Mexico. Check out the Nat Geo article, they have photos from the actual climb and will probably make you actually faint.

You take your star and you fuck right off, sir.

We found love in a ropeless place.

Oh my gosh! Ari comforting the soloist as she cried - I cried, too. And it takes a lot to make me cry. It was just an honest fucking moment.

Goddammit.

Cried all the tears, well done everybody.