The lives of firefighters in Seattle.

i only break this out in case of emergencies...and this is an emergency:

I find Emma Stone grating there I said it

By 2020 the hook will be your seat. 

By 2019, booking a seat with such a hook will set you back an extra $8 on all airlines except for Southwest.

Didn’t Ovi run into this as well on the Beltway?

It makes me sad that Sofia Coppola told her to lose weight. Like give me a fucking break she has always been slender.

She will forever be my Claudia, the only person correctly cast in Interview With A Vampire.

That was the most infuriating article I ever read around these parts.

Stop voting for these people!

More than half? 🤔

Is there where we call you a snowflake or some shit? I don’t know, I am just a simple libtard.

Aw, does valid criticism of your racist moron offend you, snowflake? There, there. We know there’s nothing more delicate than the fee-fees of conservatives.

Seems fair since you guys are now fucking all of us.

Just a reminder: The Electoral College is not a person (not even one!). Second reminder: More than half of Americans did not vote Trump into office. Final reminder: Bad habits of people you associate with can rub off on you. Check the lying and revisionist history. Not a good look for your boy or you. Cheers!

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

10. Lando Calrissian

HBO Go... because your roommate's friend's ex-boyfriend's mom's best friend surely has an account you can use.