Sometimes when the world feels particularly awful, I go watch this again and thank whatever god exists that PK is in this world.

Seriously, who is still paying you people? Because for the life of me, I can’t get Soros to return my calls and dude owes me so much money that I don’t even need Bernie’s free college plan anymore.

The real all star of this clip is Bob Carpenter stuttering on the see.you.later. as he thinks to himself, “I believe this is a home run, but I’ve fucked up before.”

What’s that?

His clearance was likely reissued after the election as a matter of necessity for his designated job.

Getting fired is sometimes a reason to deny a clearance, but it’s obviously highly situational.

I feel like I learned that in season 1 of “The Royals.”

I could only watch the lead-in because there’s a lot that’s Palin-esque about her mannerisms.

“I got mine and fuck you.”

That’s actual insanity.

It’s not even that easy to do in a place like DC. Roommates for all of them, I guess.

That’s my bad, I thought you were referring to country-wide results and had mixed up names. I’m an idiot. My apologies.

But Mélenchon didn’t get the most votes, and Macron certainly isn’t far left or isolationist. Mélenchon didn’t even come in third. What are you even saying here?

If the result was going to be the same, I wish she’d gone ahead and said that instead.

I didn’t know that. Is that so that when, say, someone goes to audit who gets stopped during stop-and-frisk, it looks like they aren’t racially profiling?

No, I know. But in terms of legalities vs. moralities, I can’t figure out if she’s got any protections (other than those that come with internet rage).

He was responsible for killing the Constellation program, though.

I agree that the moral case is extremely clear, but the legal side is interesting. Does she have any legal protections here? If she’d tried to copyright her image or profit from it, it seems (not a lawyer, just a jackass on the internet) that she may have run into the same problems that Fairey did (though probably…

What he did was obviously fucked up, so please don’t take this as me defending him, but there are interesting copyright issues at stake regarding her usage of Collier Schorr’s photograph as a base. The precedent that the Shepherd Fairey/AP image/Hope poster sets is, I think, in play here in terms of her rights to…

I. . .I literally only now learned why Excel on my Mac is so horrible after using it to try to occasionally work from home for the last three years. Goddammit.