The first draft of that paragraph ended with SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

So this video has made the rounds on twitter and was originally not posted by the attorney but by someone else - who is now having a twitter fight with the attorney over who’s video it is and who owns it.
This whole video looks like a bad idea. He looks heavily medicated and not fully aware of what he is saying. His…

Total Recall’s director also made two of the greatest antifa satire films of the last part of the 20th century in Robocop and Starship Troopers. So there’s that too.

I think that the Wolseley Gyrocar is ripe for a revival. Modern car design seems to lack. any reference to the inevitability of death or serious mutilation.

“Who is still shopping for an Acura NSX with this on the way?”

I’ve stopped reading the comments as well but my boss says it’s an “Annual Performance Review” and that I need to sign it. Whatever Boomer, I'm still not reading it.

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

apologizes meekly during transparent attempt to curry favor in a six part netflix documentary series ok cool yes he’s truly learned his lesson

Dude is like 21 and not the sharpest knife in the drawer, yes it was tacky as hell but Im not gonna sit here and question his motives with no evidence to do so. Tiffany Haddish understands being homeless a hell of a lot better than most of us since shes been there so Ive got no love for anyone trying to act like her…

Raise your hand who thought that Mr.Blue was one of Angela’s kid and not Cal.

That was actually 1.82 and Red Bull already had the record when they did 1.88 in Germany. And in Great Britain they pulled of a 1.91.

...when a GLS rolls in with a really big waist and those round things in your face you get sprung!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like for a Formula One pit crew [...] it’s already practicing its zero-gravity pit stops

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

Well. When a Mach-E smokes a GT in acceleration tests maybe they’ll change the name of the ICE one to Probe.

And remember, one hand is controlling the throttle throughout this.

I recently finished Tales of Vesperia at like 95 hours and it has made me almost not want to play video games ever again.

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

Going to have to go with the one, the only — SXX Tricky.

I think I understand the article fully.