Sorry, but I laughed when I read "extremely talented minecraft player."

You forgot the original FF and Dragon Warrior! I really enjoyed both of them.

I'm having trouble finding the part where the author claims that this makes him awesome. He's just telling a story- some of us are interested in the trials and tribulations of this star-crossed beetle. If you aren't interested, then skip the article.

That was quite condescending. You mean to say that people who don't have the time, tools, confidence, or knowledge to work on cars, for whatever reasons, don't get your "respect as an enthusiast?" Seems like you don't respect an awful lot of people who truly love cars. You should re-evaluate your position.

You guys both sound jelly. Especially you, calling a person a billboard in your article.

That's what I'm thinking. Isn't this just the EV version of cracking your engine open? Void the warranty all you want, but "Industrial Espionage" my ass.

Southwest CT. I would tell people that it's just 0.3 liters short of a viper engine!

Regarding #2:

I'm not sure about that. I think a lot of people who race Time Attack would disagree as well.

Who gives a koozie to the Salvation Army?

I love that one, it is a save and then some. And I love a race car driver that jokes about his wife putting him on a sex ban if he didn't win. I'll settle for pedantic, you can surely appreciate that maneuver though, whatever you want to call it.

I think it is.

Did ANYONE watch til the end and see the guy in the NSX save the spin out?!?

The original:

I'm 99% joking. I agree the circle jerk over Tesla is crazy, but I think it's more of a circle jerk over Elon Musk. People need someone to latch onto, but you can't blame Elon Musk. It's just what people do.

$5 says highgearmedia.com, the owner of Green Car Reports, is funded in some fashion by the petroleum industry.

Some people also like their cars to look like cars and not monster trucks.

Evil headlights, Aston grille, an insanely high belt-line and a fake diffuser in the back. More of the same.

The musician in me is cringing for quite the same reasons.

I'm going to steal your term "lozenge-shaped cars." That is brilliant.