+1 Pounded Stirling

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

Does the law even try to provide for cases where the father is unknown? What happens if the mother insists she’s a virgin and the pregnancy is a miracle?

Did you know that Michael Jackson did not invent a teleportation device for his halftime show? It was actually cloning device, and each old clone was murdered when the new clone appeared. I was fooled.

Especially since Alec gives millions to LGBT & AIDS community...he has a rage problem not a “Mel Gibson” problem...

I mean yeah I’m a lesbian and I’m critical of even most micro-homophobic aggressions but calling someone a gay slur out of anger isn’t the worst thing. Not a good thing but no where near as bad as say advocating for laws that harm LGBT people and passing such laws. I’ll take a little ignorance over actual hatred any…

I’m gay and I forgot about it.

#neverforget

I watch the local news for weather as I’m getting dressed, and then the Today Show comes on, usually when I’m brushing my teeth. I watch the “breaking news” and see what kind of shitshow happened last night. Don’t like Matt Lauer, but I like my local NBC news station. I didn’t see Tamron much, but when I did, I…

Steve Bannon looks like the birthday clown that has a restraining order to not be within 100 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese.

you do not need a doctor. you need anyone with irish ancestry who’s lost a grandparent to cirrhosis. basically the only question is if his liver or his heart is going to kill him.

Hell no, let him die of whatever it is. No big loss.

Non-functional Ranch sounds like the worst Hidden Valley flavor.

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including ...a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

I guess this is fine but then how does the work of the people get done? The perpetual paralysis of government is not good for anyone. I am not suggesting rolling over but I don’t think that the country can survive if all we do from here on out is obstruct the functioning of government. The dangerous hyper-partisanship…

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

I’m so excited to see the play “King Charles III” which is all about him as monarch opposing a piece of legislation and causing a constitutional crisis. The entire thing is written in iambic pentameter and structured like a Shakespearean tragedy.

He probably blames traditional medicine for his mother’s long reign.