EVs create a unique electronic signature that can be triangulated using 5g. When the fuel combusts in the engine of ICE vehicle it creates counter signals that disrupt 5g. The signal is amplified when the exhaust is routed into the cabin, when the cabin is filled with exhaust fumes it is impenetrable to 5g. Stop the…

It’s obvious from his comments so far the past week and change that Biden, like so many Americans across the political spectrum, just does not think that Palestinian lives have equal value to Israeli lives. Whatever.

Given the recent weapons sale, I won’t hold my breath. Calling Netanyahu and asking for a ceasefire is about as good as it’s gonna get, it would seem. And it is severely lacking

Fix your shit, joe.

However, fuck greg abbott 

uhhh, dat ass tho

Then, shuffle away from the scene without picking up your feet.

They had to do that. There was a tape delay in case Statler and Waldorf started dropping F Bombs on live TV, like they did in their guest appearance on The Osmond Family Live! Christmas In Utah special back in 1978.

I assume other assignments on the syllabus include:

Surely you mean a Firebird?

Speaking of Moab pics, and totally off topic, here’s me skiing Mt. Tuk in the background of your pic last Memorial Day:

It’s very apparent that she’s using her “influencer status” to actually get these trades. I doubt a lot of people would be willing to make these trades in day-to-day life. 

Apparently Gal Gadot cannot, in fact, imagine ALL the people.

I was thinking Sudeikis, but you nailed it.

So for your other, less reputable writings, it’s time to make a spicy tuna roll using Aldi brand canned tuna and topped with mango popping boba as an inexpensive tobiko replacement.

When dumpling guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have dumplings.

Dennis, this will be the new excerpt from your new book:
Loaves and Logs, Packing and Pinching
and The Magic Lightsaber Plunger of Endor 

It has that retro-modern look that ages pretty poorly after about 5 years

Here’s my brag moment. I was a “homeowner” for one an episode. My friend and I recently did an impromptu oral history of it after he got called out on Twitter for it. Of all things Paige actually joined the conversation to say hi.