You ever play an RPG where they give you full control over creating a custom avatar and you create something hideous and outrageous? That’s what he is... totally. All of his facial sliders have been pushed to max.

I mean Tesla was the first company ever to produce an electric car. There has never been an electric car before Telsa. Not even a car with a battery in it.  So of course nobody knew how paint would work when dealing with such a completely untested and brand new technology.

So, it’s like if you go faster, you know, it’s just like you discover these things. If we knew them in advance, we’d fix them in advance.

EPA - Everyone's a Pedo Always

It’s the new conservative campaign strategy. Get famous for being a racist pile of trash, claim you were “cancelled” and then launch a run for office on the backs of sympathetic white nationalists sending you cash.

“Even among our own population, we have at least three women with menstrual cycles impacted after having spent time with a vaccinated person,” Centner reportedly wrote in the letter.

It’s the principal who’s insane. 

That’s not true - a vaccinated person brushed against my arm the other day and my vagina started GUSHING blood.  And I’m a man! 

“Even among our own population, we have at least three women with menstrual cycles impacted after having spent time with a vaccinated person,” Centner reportedly wrote in the letter.

Huh? Wrong.

This is a Bobcat

We have a bobcat roaming our neighborhood. Family down the block has a fence because of the 3 year old. Bobcat jumps the fence, saunters under the swing set and jumps over the other fence. Constantly wanders through my backyard backed up to a conservation area. Called Animal Control and they’re pissed because it’s…

It’s *Hanx*, apparently. ~rolls eyes so hard they’re stuck~

I mean hey, did anyone NOT think White Boy Summer would involve assaulting women?

wow, they really called progressives’ bluff by going after that sacred cow of leftists, mlb’s antitrust exemption.  take that marx

A couple trucks rarely going down the roads isn’t a big deal.

That’s not their concern, so no. Their concern is a lot of extra traffic by tourist off-roaders degrading the roads and making noise.

This is Jalopnik. This is what Jalopnik does.

Honestly, I doubt most people are going to see social routines much different from summers before the pandemic. Maybe for the first couple of weeks we’ll be more social than usual, but humans settle back into patterns fairly quickly.