lol just lemme have this ok??? (but you’re totally right)

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “Japanse”.

What a BAMF. Rest in piece, Hero.

I wonder if the TwitchCon foam pit will reach anywhere near the level of notoriety of the DashCon ball pit.

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

You know what that means. Dino surfing!

44 here, and yes hello fellow traveler. 

What does that mean? It seems weirdly phrased. As you saying he hits on minors or talks about sex with them in a creepy way or just doesn’t pretend it doesn’t exist? Those are pretty different situations.

I’m 43.. yet I often feel like I am a time traveler from 200+ years in the past.

A conversation with my 13-year old after reading this ‘news’ article:

Me: Hey, do you know the youtube guy, Dream, who does Minecraft videos?
Son: Uhh, yeah. Why?
Me: Do you know he revealed his face recently?
Son: <looks around> So?

That pretty much sums it up.

A popular Minecraft streamer shows his face for the first time.

The $1 million on top of that is presumably meant to dissuade Kardashian from doing this ever again

I dunno, Genma as a Panda is pretty awesome!

You could at least dab your tears away with a Beanie Baby so they are worth at least as much as a facial tissue.

That’s an excellent comparison. Same with the bubble bursting on comic books in the 90's.

You know something is COOL when a narrator has to yell about how COOL everything is constantly.