As a Michigan fan, goddamn do I miss John Cooper.
As a Michigan fan, goddamn do I miss John Cooper.
Dogs are dirty, destructive, and require considerable training to be compatible with your household. Cats come housebroken (usually), are clean, and are generally quiet about taking care of the rodent problem in the basement.
That’s my alma mater and I’ve never seen that play. D3 football ftw!
How noble of him to have kept his promise to be an asshole so he wouldn’t offend a pile of rotting dead flesh.
Cameraman: dammit MARTA!!!!!!
Weird, because this article is about him putting games on TV, so seems like he didn’t keep his dumbass promise to his dumbass dad.
And then lost to Tennessee in a bowl game, right? What a fucking back-to-back kick in the nuts that season was. And when you look back at that roster — damn. What a fucking team that was.
It seems like he may have fallen on some hard times, but that doesn’t make this any less tragic. Possibly even more tragic. Another thing I will always remember about Terry Glenn is that he was probably the only guy who ever made those mid-1990's Patriots uniforms actually look really cool.
Y’know, Orton’s numbers aren’t that bad on that list, and I realize I just said that, and I’m just gonna start drinking now.
. . . What . . . what kind of game did Brad Smith have to score 15x worse on any metric than Nathan Peterman? Did he shoot a dog at midfield? Did he shoot a kid?
Terrible to hear. My heart goes out to his family. His one year in Green Bay will be forever immortalized for me in the random Terry Glenn Packers jersey that I still own. Gone too soon. Rest in peace.
“Ohoh mmyy ggodod!”
“Spatchcocking? With those hips? Honey, no.”
Re: The fight: Of course there was a 0000.00001 percent chance that a fight would actually happen. But it’s just ... odd as hell to literally turn your back and walk away from your teammates like that.
No one’s saying he had to jump in there like Ron Artest. But he could have just, I don’t know, stood there and…
I’m gonna need white people to have a meeting and inform each other that telling a Black person they are racist for generalizing white people is not the zinger gotcha statement of the year they think it is.
Ban Dogs.
Tbh, ‘‘Barack Obama’s First 100 Days were so black’’ sounds like the most lit article ever. It could discuss the extreme and immediate renovations that took place in their living quarters, replacing busts of mediocre white men with portraits of the cast of Fresh Prince. It could explore how our First Lady rehabbed an…
Mr. Young, I am extremely—and I mean EXTREMELY— disappointed that you missed a unique opportunity here: “I actually hate men and women equally. I’m ambidextrous.”
Yes it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotteria
I do not hate Mayo.