As a Michigan fan, goddamn do I miss John Cooper.

*sigh*

Dogs are dirty, destructive, and require considerable training to be compatible with your household. Cats come housebroken (usually), are clean, and are generally quiet about taking care of the rodent problem in the basement.

That’s my alma mater and I’ve never seen that play. D3 football ftw!

How noble of him to have kept his promise to be an asshole so he wouldn’t offend a pile of rotting dead flesh.

Cameraman: dammit MARTA!!!!!!

Weird, because this article is about him putting games on TV, so seems like he didn’t keep his dumbass promise to his dumbass dad.

And then lost to Tennessee in a bowl game, right? What a fucking back-to-back kick in the nuts that season was. And when you look back at that roster — damn. What a fucking team that was.

It seems like he may have fallen on some hard times, but that doesn’t make this any less tragic. Possibly even more tragic. Another thing I will always remember about Terry Glenn is that he was probably the only guy who ever made those mid-1990's Patriots uniforms actually look really cool.

“But parents today have no idea what polio was like, so it’s hard to convince somebody that lives are at risk if they don’t vaccinate.”

Y’know, Orton’s numbers aren’t that bad on that list, and I realize I just said that, and I’m just gonna start drinking now.

. . . What . . . what kind of game did Brad Smith have to score 15x worse on any metric than Nathan Peterman? Did he shoot a dog at midfield? Did he shoot a kid?

Terrible to hear. My heart goes out to his family. His one year in Green Bay will be forever immortalized for me in the random Terry Glenn Packers jersey that I still own. Gone too soon. Rest in peace.

“Ohoh mmyy ggodod!”

“Spatchcocking? With those hips? Honey, no.”

Thanks - always nice to get an informed view.

Ban Dogs.

Mr. Young, I am extremely—and I mean EXTREMELY— disappointed that you missed a unique opportunity here: “I actually hate men and women equally. I’m ambidextrous.”

Yes it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotteria

I do not hate Mayo.