You haven’t got yours yet? Awkwaaard.

Where the fuck is my goddamn check from George Soros already?!

No, because, like the title of my new Dr. Seuss knock-off book:

Probably. He does get around. His name’s Paul Horner, a 38-year-old from Arizona. Dude definitely needs a good dick punch.

You know, you can get your protester pay via direct deposit now. Just ask for the form at the kiosk at your next protest. They usually get it set up within two pay periods. PROTIP: get the paperless stub. That way you don’t have to stop at the regional office to pick it up or wait six weeks for them to mail a stack…

They did a story about this in the la times. Might be the same guy, he was in SoCal and fully admitted he just made shit up. And seriously fuck that guy.

Right? I wonder if there’s different rates for different states?

I can confirm as someone who protested in DC.... Soros is severely late in his payments!!!

Like that guy who’s always accusing you of cheating, because that’s what he’s doing.

This was highlighted in All The President’s Men — it’s really impressive.

That’s also why white conservatives so afraid of becoming a minority race. They think other people are as horrible as they are.

It really scares me that these morons want someone who has no educational/instructional background whatsoever to be the Secretary of Education.

This is off-topic, but a judge just halted the immigration ban nationwide.

I bet neither DeVos nor protesting pay nearly as well as being a Bowling Green crisis actor.

And here I thought only GEORGE SOROS paid for this kind of shit.

I should have clarified, I know why she was appointed.

Exactly. IF you want to know what a conservative is guilty of, you simply have to look at what they accuse others of. It’s because they simply cannot fathom that other people may be different than themselves, they assume that everyone is as horrible as they are.

She’s rich and she’s a big donor to politicians.

I haven’t seen a single fucking reason she should have even been nominated

Classic projection again!!