A friend of a friend on FB (actual local friends) posted that she knows Bannon’s ex wife, and simply that he’s even worse than you think.

Not to one-up you, but I went to a federal military academy, and I feel the most virulent and intense hatred towards this man.

It happened in November, you might be too traumatized to remember (not calling you a snowflake, just that many people wish November 2016 had never occurred).

Remember when that face was funny, rather than terrifying?

That episode was so traumatizing- and not because I could see someone doing that to our president, but because I could see it as something our president could do to others.

Bannon is incredibly jealous of JP Morgan, who went to great lengths to make sure pictures of him didn’t show his discolored, deformed nose.

And birth control makes women crazy- but still not crazy enough to sleep with him- haha!

Ha!!! But to be accurate that flower should’ve said “I give it a six.”

This liberal-minded woman went to a state school. So fuck yourself, Bannon.

Given the history of the phrase, it’s chillingly apropos.

The Onion’s take on that was pretty great.

And the physical depiction of Trump is far too kind. 1. Body too slim, 2. hands too big.

Well this seven sister grad referred to the idea of sleeping with Bannon in order to save America as equivalent to the first episode of Black Mirror, where the British PM has to literally fuck a pig.

I got about three in and my giggling was accelerating so much that there wasn’t going to be much more room for me to pretend to be working, so I had to stop. This joke is never going to not be funny.

With Trump leading the way those magazine covers are absolutely prescient.

Steve Bannon once referred to liberal-minded women as “a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.”

OMG. Well, he’s one ugly motherfucker, inside and out. All of these are 100% accurate.

Related to the Businessweek cover...

The hands are too big

Bannon looks like cancer personified on that cover.