Ridiculous amount of confidence and $$$.

Agreed. I think it was open long before they officially declared a “breakup”.

They’re all young models. He’s (sort of) famous, rich, and connected. Maybe they’re hoping it will get their feet in the door to somewhere other than wherever he’s crashing.

Bannon, Drumpf, anyone associated with them.

Her ass crack looks HUNGRY.

I would vote, and maybe march in the streets, for an asshole ban instead of a Muslim People ban. Think of the douchecanoes we could exclude. Plus, it would be Constitutional!

Smells like drakkar and cocaine, probably.

Rob didn’t make the cut because he’s only the father of one of Kris’ grandkids.

Love this

I feel like showing up with a semi-secret slampiece on that family vacation is a good way to turn things toxic.

Why pull a bathing suit up? Either get a thong bottom or pull that shit down. Wedgies for days is not my idea of a fun time at the beach.

what is happening here?

Whenever I see “Disick” I imagine Snoop Dogg saying “dick.”

If the relationship between Kourtney and Scott is over, why is he vacationing with her and her family?

Yep! Generally, if you’re paid hundreds of thousands of dollars (or maybe $1m plus?) to do something, it’s hard to claim it’s a form of activism.

Scott’s muse:

Right???? She makes a King Kong movie as a form of ACTIVISM?????? Am I missing something?

Trump would personally pardon her

All of Scott seems dainty!

Kourntey, girl, we see your tricks